A character created by Smosh (Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla) who is a british guinea pig and is often drunk. He has his own twitter and answers questions. And he's pretty fucking awesome. YA POOFS!
Dude 1: Hey, did you see this week's Smosh episode? It had Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig!
Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig: Shut up and get me some booze, ya poof!
Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig: Shut up and get me some booze, ya poof!
by SneakersGirl July 10, 2010
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Charlie the unicorn 3 is awesome.
by Charlieawesome April 15, 2009
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SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN-NUH!!!"
"It's a land of sweets and joy...and joyness"
"Oh when you're down and looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountian Cave
When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land
Such a Happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They've got Lollipops and gummy drops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town!
It's the Mecca of love, the Candy Cave!
they've got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats candy rats chocolate bats its a wonderland of sweets find a candy train to town and hear the candy band candy bells its a treat as they march across the land cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground turn around be astound at the dacing candy treats in the candy cave imagination runs so free so now charlie please will you go into the cave *boom* "
Charlie the unicorn rocks.
SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN-NUH!!!"
"It's a land of sweets and joy...and joyness"
"Oh when you're down and looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountian Cave
When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land
Such a Happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They've got Lollipops and gummy drops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town!
It's the Mecca of love, the Candy Cave!
they've got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats candy rats chocolate bats its a wonderland of sweets find a candy train to town and hear the candy band candy bells its a treat as they march across the land cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground turn around be astound at the dacing candy treats in the candy cave imagination runs so free so now charlie please will you go into the cave *boom* "
Charlie the unicorn rocks.
by compoura December 1, 2006
Get the charlie the unicorn mug.A meme that people use to get banned from Yanderedev's Discord Server. They really don't mind getting banned there. It shows a picture of Yanderedev holding a glass (or chalice) of milk (or cum) with the top and bottom captions saying "CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE"
"Alright im gonna try to speedrun getting banned on Yanderedev's Discord Server."
*post consume the cum chalice meme*
"Yes! I got a new world record!"
*post consume the cum chalice meme*
"Yes! I got a new world record!"
by SireSatire April 3, 2021
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Traditionally, the Backwards Charlie originated in a room in Charleston, SC where a bunch of people under the influence of THC (not to be confused with the phone company HTC) first pioneered the event.
Additionally, this practice has included the use of fine exotic and smooth coffee beans such as: Aribica, Scandinavia, and Columbica Amazonius.
Traditionally, the Backwards Charlie can be performed in a various assortment of positions and sizes. Their is shape, square, rhombus, and 90 degree angel positions.
Finally, the Backwards Charlie concludes once all members in the room have inserted their respected coffee beans into the rectum of their respective partners. Then, each participant proceeds to take an enema and violently shat upon the upper bodal regions of each person in a non-demeaning and artistic fashion.
Traditionally, the Backwards Charlie originated in a room in Charleston, SC where a bunch of people under the influence of THC (not to be confused with the phone company HTC) first pioneered the event.
Additionally, this practice has included the use of fine exotic and smooth coffee beans such as: Aribica, Scandinavia, and Columbica Amazonius.
Traditionally, the Backwards Charlie can be performed in a various assortment of positions and sizes. Their is shape, square, rhombus, and 90 degree angel positions.
Finally, the Backwards Charlie concludes once all members in the room have inserted their respected coffee beans into the rectum of their respective partners. Then, each participant proceeds to take an enema and violently shat upon the upper bodal regions of each person in a non-demeaning and artistic fashion.
Person A: Did you hear of those kids who committed the Backwards Charlie?
Person B: No, what happened?
Person A: Dude, they all ended up in the emergency room and said the whole thing was worse than watching Cannibal Holocaust.
Person B: No, what happened?
Person A: Dude, they all ended up in the emergency room and said the whole thing was worse than watching Cannibal Holocaust.
by Zob- The Wubbler January 28, 2011
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by Schliefy November 22, 2020
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It has been passed down the Tallis family from father to son since.
It has been passed down the Tallis family from father to son since.
Big Tallis: “take a sip from the Tallis chalice”
Little Tallis: “okay Dad “
Big Tallis: “you are a man now. “
Little Tallis: “okay Dad “
Big Tallis: “you are a man now. “
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