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The Brown Snake

The colloquial name for the mighty Brisbane River, a river whose chocolatey brown appearance would inspire the envy of the candy man himself, William Wonka.

Legend has it the river got its infamous colour from the lack of amenities further upstream in Ipswich, though this is to be doubted since toilets have existed in Ipswich since at least 1866 during the reign of Sir John Murphy MBE. I personally believe they just do it for shits and gigs because Ipswich is full of crackheads.
"G'day cob, d'ya hear 'bout tha lil' fella who fell in the brown snake the other day?"
"Leave me alone Darren."
"Got his toes bitten of by a bull, mate. Ambos said there wasn't enough penicillin in the whole of Brissy so they just chucked him back in"
by majesticasf November 17, 2021
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The Brown Meal

A meal that consists solely of foods (and sometimes vegetables) with colors ranging from white to dark brown. Considered to be the hallmark of the college student's diet. Often results in severe indigestion.
Jake: So what are you preparing for dinner tonight?
Me: You know.. Some fried chicken, linguine, gravy, mashed potatoes, maybe some artichokes.
Jake: Oh dear god... THE BROWN MEAL!!!
by J Grizzle July 12, 2009
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the brown noise

An oscillation of sound that causes the bowels to loosen. The brown noise is believed to be ninety-two cent below the lowest octave of E flat.
Johnny played the brown noise and crapped his pants.
by billardson January 6, 2003
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The Brown Eyed Wink

This is similar to the arabian goggles,but you discretely squat over someones head while they are sleeping and put both of your nuts in each eye socket simultaneuosly gently placing your ass hole on their nose. You patiently wait in the pirched position until they wake up. It will take them a few seconds before they realize what's going on and when they finally do... you flinch your butt cheeks while they are still spread and your ass hole winks at them giving it the proper name The Brown Eyed Wink.
My girlfriend said we were going to have hot, sweaty, gorilla sex last night and when I came back from the bathroom she was sleeping, so in a frantic rage I decided to give her "The Brown Eyed Wink"...to make a long story short we're not dating anymore.
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The Brown Market

Like the Black Market, only all the illegal items you will ever need come from your fellow inmate's asshole. Hence, brown.
Guard Falzone: Listen, just tell us where you got the melon baller.

Prisoner: (sigh) Jerry's asshole.

Guard Falzone: You mean...?

Prisoner: Yup, The Brown Market.
by tedwilli9 October 17, 2008
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the brown dragon

The partner excretes into the women’s mouth and then continues to choke the women while holding her mouth forcing the human waste out of her nose then resembling that of whiskers of a dragon
by EraIsTheBes May 12, 2021
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the brown ringer

While two person of the opposite sex are engaging in intercourse of a dog-like nature, the male partner slides a small cellular telephone, vibrate on, into the females anus. The resulting situation allows for a more literal booty call.
John was pounding that thirsty trick's vag doggie style when he got a phone call. Rather than answer the cell phone, he gave her the brown ringer.
by bobbyjoe003 December 3, 2007
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