Squeezing The Butter

Another term or phrase referring to the messy deed of masturbation.

"I was watching Martha Stewart the other day and i just had to start squeezing the butter!"

"Nice..."

by Ack Londo May 13, 2005

Smoothing the butter

The maneuver of introducing yourself to a lady by rubbing her back gently (in a smoothing motion) while she is engaged into sexual relations with another person, in hope of obtaining an invitation into the sexual activity.

Rezza tried smoothing the butter with Brendan and a very lovely page 3 model...

by Tcassius October 1, 2010

slappin the butter

to choke the chicken, masterbate or just slappin around some butter.

some people like to google themselves but i prefer slappin the butter.

by captain slosh April 17, 2009

shocking the butter

A way of gaining something (money, items, etc) in a game that is so easy yet profitable that it makes one feel like an idiot for not figuring it out sooner.

Man, farming The Swarm in City of Heroes is so shocking the butter...

by Da Rabid Duckie June 7, 2004

Sugar the butter, butter the toast

“I won’t sugar the butter, but I will butter the toast”
A phrase meaning you don’t have any good news, but you’ll give the news regardless. Another way of saying, “I won’t sugar coat this”

“I have some bad news for you”
“Well, don’t sugar the butter, butter the toast”

by Jamesmonr January 23, 2018

Sucking the butter tub

Smoking Pot. Orinigally from using a bong made out of a tub of butter with holes on the sides. When smoking, it looks as if someone is sucking the air out of the tub.

Guy 1: So what did you do last night?
Guy 2: I was hanging out with these chicks and we were sucking the butter tub. We got so f*cked up.

by redhead91 March 11, 2010

The Peanut Butter has been spread

A phrase used by a complete moron in a position of power noting that something has happened and is irreversible. Also that the consequences are inevitable.

During a recent conference call announcing layoffs, Vanessa noted that "the Peanut Butter has been spread". Guess she couldnt think of anything smarter to say. I wonder how she ever got her job.

by youmustmejoking December 9, 2009