Aztec Fever

When you like a mexican. It's like jungle fever, but for mexicans.

"Sally has Aztec fever ;)" "woo girl you got aztec fever"

by TheCholo October 3, 2011

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Aztec Warrior

Man pulls out womans tampon using his teeth then repeatedly shakes his head violently so blood is splattered onto his face resembling the war paint of an Aztec Warrior.

So, my friend was tellin me how he was at a party drunk and he did the Aztec Warrior with his girlfriend. Totally disgusting.

by JWR April 2, 2007

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aztec handjob

When a woman who is having her menstrual cycle fingers herself and then, with the menstrual blood still on her hand, jerks you off.

"He refused to screw her on her period, so she gave him an aztec handjob"

by sisyphussy February 25, 2009

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Aztec Warrior

These are warriors from the ancient times in mexico who posseses the ability to accomplish great physical feats. They are sound in body and mind. A modern example of such is exemplified in Jeremiah. This warrior can rip any humans spine out through their ass and not even try to.
Usually thier moto is "Fuck with us and well put you to rest cus we don't fuck around, disrespect me and its a must you die, don't give a fuck cus is smokin to the brain and im feelin high you wanna talk shit ese dont even try "

Holy shit jeremiah is a fuken aztec warrior.

by Quactemoc April 21, 2006

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The Aztec King

The Aztec King- getting a blowjob on the toilet (blumpkin) while a neutral third party takes a shit in the toilet tank behind you (upper decker)

To prevent her legs from going numb while she blessed his blumpkin, Alice would drape her legs over Arnold's shoulders as she made the toilet tank offering to the Aztec King.

by K.S.Davidson November 19, 2019

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