hand wash the delicates

a term referring to manual copulation of a female, aka finger-banging or heavy petting, sometimes used in the possessive tense

That guy's been checking you out all night; I think he wants to hand wash the delicates.

We didn't sleep together, but I let him hand wash my delicates.

by 'Night Mare April 19, 2009

Wash The Dishes

masterbate.

"Hey dude, i'll call you back, I have to "wash the dishes".

by RAWR10101 November 3, 2009

The Car Wash

The Car Wash involves two males and one female. The female gets on her knees and the males stand on the right and left side of her, with their erect penises pointing at her cheeks. The female then begins giving both males a handjob simultaneously, using "Turtle Wax" as a lubricant. She does this until both males reach climax, covering her cheeks in semen. Then, once both penises have reached a flaccid state, she spins them both in a helicopter like motion so that the penises slap her cheeks simulating the rotating cleaners in an automatic car wash.

Thanks to Brett and Dave many girls at Messiah College have received The Car Wash...and have been satisfied with the job!

by Brett and Dave September 17, 2007

The Wichita Wash-off

After a rough session of anal sex, if the male's penis has fecal mater on it, the male proceeds to insert his tainted tip into the females vagina. Therefore the penis is purified of all the poop.

The Wichita Wash-off

by Sir Macintosh September 21, 2009

The Full Wash

1. When a person's genitals and anus is being licked in an orderly fashion. This can work for either gender.

2. In a threesome (or in a bigger group), one person can lick the genitals while the other licks the anus at the same time. More people may focus on one place than the other, but they both have to be licked simultaneously.

1. So, my girlfriend gave me the full wash last night. It was awesome as balls!

2. Guy #1: Wow, I never expected four people to give the full wash to just one person. Guy #2: Yeah, Pornos are filled with all kinds of crazy shit nowadays...

by Master Menos May 12, 2014

pressure wash the ovaries

Go out and shoot all up inside a girl, whether she's expecting it or not

Wow, that girls going to be having a gender reveal party soon... he sure did pressure wash the ovaries big time!

by The legend! June 17, 2021

Wash the olive oil off my hands

When a man is at dinner and there is a chick so hot at the next table that he can't wait until he gets home to rub one out. So he goes to the bathroom to get release.

Dude, there was this chick in a short black dress at the next table that was amazing. She was so hot, I needed to Wash the olive oil off my hands.

by Dave and Dan in Singapore November 16, 2022