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Temu Tax

A tax to compensate the workers who have to custom fit low quality parts because the customer wanted to save money.
This front lip doesn't fit on the car. We will have to add at least a 200% Temu Tax.
by TemuEvoX June 22, 2025
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Temu Obama

A moniker for Hakeem Jeffries, by his critics. He is a congressman/representative from New York. He is often called "Temu Obama" by having similar assertive speech techniques and vapid platitudes of Barack Obama, but none of the charisma. Also known as the "Dollar Store Obama" for similar reasons.

Cory Booker is also called Temu Obama, however he is more like the "Bookie Monster" with his wide Muppet eyes like the Cookie Monster.
Person 1: Is that Barack Obama?
Person 2: No, that is Hakeem Jeffries, the Temu Obama. There is a difference.
Person 1: He looks just like him, talks like him, and walks like him.
Person 2: Yes, but with none of charm.
by DPSTTMPST June 30, 2025
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Temu Hot Pocket

A girl that acts fake and thinks she is hot but isnt on the level of even the most attactive tortas or classier snacks. Always causes drama to make life just a little bit better.
"Bro she aint even a snack. She a temu hot pocket".
by AlwaysLateX July 18, 2025
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temu

poorly made products from 重庆 (Chongqing) China that are so bad they break in seconds
person 1: I finna go on temu

person 2: 我们从 Temu 购买的 Nimtedo Stitch 到现在 90% 都正常,绝对不是骗局

person 1: YO WTF IS A NIMTEDO STITCH

person 2: 请帮帮我,我厌倦了在工厂工作,我在中国重庆

person 1: fuh naw what is this🥀🥀🥀
by DatAsianFurry September 15, 2025
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albert einstein from temu

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i am smart but i am albert einstein from temu, which reduces my iq by 10828
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 16, 2025
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temu slut

Temu slut (noun): A dangerously enthusiastic online shopper who treats Temu like a personality trait—known for proudly flexing $200 worth of random “necessities” (like a cat-shaped garlic peeler or a glow-in-the-dark toilet brush) that cost less than a sandwich. Often spotted refreshing delivery updates every five minutes, defending their purchases with “it was only $1,” and secretly planning their next haul before the current one even arrives.
“Jessica swore she was just buying one phone case, but three hours later she’d ordered 47 items and joined three coupon groups—classic Temu slut behavior.”
by gyattus flatus October 4, 2025
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Temu dad

Not the real dad. Inferior dad. Usually referring to a step dad or deadbeat dad. A dad that's not high quality
The temu dad thinks he can take the real dad's place. But the kids love their real father
by anonymous November 23, 2025
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