freedom treatment

Publically declaring a foreign government to be an enemy that stands in the way of "freedom", committing war upon said country, and then extracting both the natural wealth and markets for a small minority of investors in both the invaded and invading country.
Iraq was going to allow oil to be exchanged in currencies other than the dollar, so they were given the freedom treatment.

The freedom treatment doesn't work when people actually fight back, so it's important to demonize them in the global community and the UN as much as possible.
by madric March 07, 2012
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The March Treatment

The March Treatment is performed by sitting on a females chest, facing foward toward her head, and slapping her in the face with your penis. It is both satisfying and hilarious, to the male. It's pretty humiliating to the female, but she usually loves it none the less. Named after it's inventor of the same last name.
My boyfriend gave me the March Treatment, and i was so humiliated. But he seemed satisfied, and couldn't stop laughing because it was so hilarious, so it's OK.
by dynamite dave July 16, 2008
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Carpet Treatment

Carpet Treatment is when you knock some punk, smart mouth, bastard on the ground and he lies there on the carpet until his brain restarts.
I swear to God if you don't shut your mouth you're going to end up getting the "carpet treatment".
by Sorjones March 21, 2009
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Funeral Treatment

A Funeral Treatment is when you're driving and someone is tailgating you and you slow down to very low speed, causing a line of traffic to build behind you. This makes it look very similar to a Funeral Procession. It doesn't have to be tailgating, you can give someone the funeral treatment for any reason.
Joe: Damn, this guy is riding my ass, I keep giving him a break check and he still won't back up.

Mike: Give him a funeral treatment, then he'll back off.

Joe: Speed limit is 30, I'll give him a 10mph treatment, that should piss him off.
by Hopie Elle March 03, 2009
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Rookie Treatment

(usually in professional sports) Being teased, poke fun at, or pranked by people more superior in rank to you.
Ex: When a veteran basketball player decides to trash a teammate rookie's storage locker just for the fun of it. The rookie can't really do anything about it. The rookie is getting the Rookie Treatment.
by TheNikko95 January 10, 2009
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The Johnson Treatment

The treatment of others by former president Lyndon B. Johnson, in which he would hypothetically 'pop one's bubble' to demand their attention. The 'Treatment' was described as having 'a large St. Bernard licking your face and pawing you all over.'

Also used when decribing being 'violated' by unwanted company.
Barkley gave me The Johnson Treatment the other day, so I filed a lawsuit.
by Katy B. November 25, 2006
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the miller treatment

being cock teased by a girl only to be left blue balled and told in the end by her that you are "just friends"
I met this really hot girl last night and took her home only to get the miller treatment.
by xoxocg February 25, 2008
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