the Fabiana Treatment

When the girl you like says she loves you but then proceeds to ignore your very existence for about three days. When she finally does text back, she doesn't even bother to pick up the conversation where it left off. In most cases, it takes a massive toll on your mental health.

"Why is he so bummed out?"
"Oh, his girl's been giving him the Fabiana Treatment."
"Oof."

by yoakim May 11, 2020

the ohio treatment

a sexual act where one partner takes drugs while getting a handjob from another partner all the while talking about a subject eventually giving someone a fetish for the topic

"I gave my GF the Ohio treatment and now she has a thing for doorknobs"

by badgerbumsy June 19, 2020

the scaramouche treatment

To appear as something desirable in the start but become completely different after, fooling the audience.

Person A: "Man, I cant believe they unyassified this character!"
Person B: "Yeah, gave him the scaramouche treatment."

by hyaku_owo October 31, 2022

The Cuban Treatment

To get stufpified drunk and punch a hole in a wall, only to cover it with a Cuban flag. Used as a common threat to a person.

"Dude Masen was so plastered last night, he gave Calvin the Cuban Treatment last night!"

by Forestman March 19, 2010

The LOST Treatment

Consoling someone whose life sucks by telling them their life doesn't suck in a parallel universe.

Joe: Dude, I lost my job, my family's dead, and I'm stuck on this god damned island.
Henry: Hey don't worry man, in a parallel universe your life is awesome and everyone loves you.
Joe: Fuck you, man. Stop fucking giving me the LOST Treatment.

by RJHey April 17, 2010

The Drum Treatment

A man is said to give a woman the 'Drum Treatment' when he finally gets his much desired chance to provide her with sexual pleasure. Derived from the popular Scottish simile "I'd like to beat her like a drum".

"God, Nina turns me on so much. Her legs are so perfect. I'd love to give her the Drum Treatment."

"Yeah, that's right. Whilst you bitches were at Hannah's house watching South Park, I was getting the Drum Treatment from Alex"

by Steam Machine February 9, 2008

The Henry Treatment

It is a term used to describe when an individual has been friendzoned by all of the potential mates that he/she has chased.

"Hey did you see Matthew chase after that new girl Angela?"

"No, what happened?"

"It went really bad, I heard he got The Henry Treatment."

by xxxx1xxxxxxx May 27, 2020