The Rhode Island Super Soaker entails flipping a partner upside down, and inserting water or another beverage into their asshole, and swiftly punching them in the stomach. this causes a fountain of the liquid to spew from the victim's anus at considerable speed
"yea man, my girl told me that she wanted some freaky shit in the bedroom, so i gave her a Rhode Island Super Soaker."
by CHSW_shitter April 22, 2019

Derek: Dude, my walk today sucked
Connor: Why?
Derek: Because Mr.Chong gave me an asian super soaker when i walked by his house
Connor: LUCKY!
Connor: Why?
Derek: Because Mr.Chong gave me an asian super soaker when i walked by his house
Connor: LUCKY!
by redballoonstayhere March 9, 2011

Any given Saturday when your whole crew gets absolutely wasted. The phrase is also coined to require a buddy to down their beer if they cannot recite the phrase properly on command.
by Ripp March 1, 2021

When the urge to urinate becomes so unbearable, after it being held in for so long, that the stream of liquid waste could conceivably be shot farther than 12 feet.
When this urge occurs in males, the signature pumping action is not required to be performed beforehand, and may actually be counterproductive.
When this urge occurs in males, the signature pumping action is not required to be performed beforehand, and may actually be counterproductive.
After being cheated out of over two hours of his life from seeing yet another god-forsaken Transformers movie, Billy now had to piss like a Super Soaker. The subsequent force upon the porcelain urinal nearly eroded it completely in just 40 seconds.
by Trey4Life October 23, 2011

A pussy so wet and so voluptuous, it just hit different. This isnt your typical WAP, this is something more. That wet wet drip drip that makes you say fuck, I want a kid. Pussy written about in the scriptures
by SRM13 November 9, 2020

by raybeez February 18, 2022

a miami super soaker is when you an STD while you’re cross faded in a hotel room at 3:14am off a bottle of henny and 2 black & milds with a 3.5 of some reggie off a sketchy plug who got locked up for aggravated robbery inside a gas station and he needs a retwist and has a set of gold grills and swears he’s “from the trenches” but has a chrysler 300 with star lights and his daddy payed for his college tuition to FSU.
guy from the trenches- “ man i’m down bad for ol lady over there with the BBL, i can’t get over how many are around here”
you- “you talking about shaliquah? she gave me a miami super soaker last year”
guy from the trenches- “what’s that?”
you- “look at the urban dictionary”
you- “you talking about shaliquah? she gave me a miami super soaker last year”
guy from the trenches- “what’s that?”
you- “look at the urban dictionary”
by BootySucker18000.19 ILikeAss April 3, 2024
