The way the seamen in the male reproductive organ the penis, squirts as he ejaculates. Ie, the direction.
by courtney May 28, 2004
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Get the that's the way the pickle squirts mug.I've been on the road all week so when I get home I'll throw my wife in bed and squish the cat flat!
by vajunkguy October 26, 2014
Get the squish the cat mug.It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.
After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!
by Bottoms Up! July 18, 2020
Get the squish the fish mug.verb. A euphemism for sandy vagina which is a euphemism for a bitch or douchebag.
It's the same as a sandy vagina but explains how the sand got there.
It's the same as a sandy vagina but explains how the sand got there.
Your friend: Why couldn't you come over dude?
You: My mom was doing squats at the beach all day and wouldn't lend me the car
You: My mom was doing squats at the beach all day and wouldn't lend me the car
by Mashed_Potates February 17, 2010
Get the Doing Squats At The Beach mug.Excessively moist excrement which causes occasional accidental releases of liquid shit in your shorts. Commonly called the "Hershey Squirts", "the shits" or "the trots", "the squirts" are marked by the perceived need to pass a fart, and while attempting to fart, shitting one's drawers.
"I ate that damn crap they served up, and it was so greasy, that now I've got the squirts all night long."
by Frank Klaune March 6, 2004
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