sleeping with the kids

Lying down, jizzing on your chest, wiping your chest with your blanket, then going to sleep.

Sleeping with the kids might seem like a good idea in the moment, but you always regret it when you wake up.

by CreamiestSauce January 31, 2018

Sleeping in the library

What ash lynx is currently doing

Eiji: I haven’t heard from Ash in a while…
Ibe: he’s sleeping in the library don’t worry :) actually u should worry cause he’s dead

by Chuuyasmissingheight December 29, 2021

Sleeping on the low

When you're having sex with someone and someone else walks into the room, but doesn't notice you're having sex, so you keep having sex, and they still don't notice. The other person is surely an idiot if you can pull off sleeping on the low. -Created By Ashdrianna

*Roommate walks into the room and falls asleep an hour later*
*Next morning he wakes up and notices girl leaving the room*
Dumbass Roommate: "Ay man when did she get here?!?"
Me: "Dumbass she been here since last night, you didn't notice cuz we were sleeping on the low ;)"

by ProcrASHtination May 11, 2015

sleeping with the homies

a way of saying that you are "having sex" more specifically "a threesome"

Is sleeping with the homies gay?

by kdefinitions March 14, 2020

Sleeping With the Fishes

A female version of the wet nap that is accomplished by rubbing her wet twat all over a guys pillow.

After a night of disappointing sex, Robin left him sleeping with the fishes.

by JJ Wu October 31, 2008

Sleeping In the Buff

To buff sleep, someone who is a buff sleeper. This is a term that means nothing to those who do not do it, and people who don't do so because they just do not buff sleep enough to know what it means.

That girl is hot so she is sleeping in the buff, but her friend is sooo not a buff sleeper.

by Buffsleeping McBuffsleep December 5, 2007

Tiff Sleeping on the call

Its when tiff says she is up but really its just a voice memo so she sleeps in peace!!
she did this during our last call.

I can hear the snores i think Thats Tiff sleeping on the call
O she must be sleeping

by Ace_brown May 27, 2023