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Oh, a birthday party? Keep me posted!

by californiachic December 4, 2009

post

used to describe something bizarre or paradoxical that contains characteristics of postmodernism or post-postmodernism

"Hey man, have you seen that picture of the black dude with the huge swastika tattoo on his chest? That shit is post!"

by Fill Donna Hubris May 15, 2016

posting

A sexual act with the women 'posting' on top of her man.

The man is flat on his back and the women straddles him and rides him up and down, up and down... Preferably facing forward, the women is riding / posting him.

by FCG January 19, 2008

POSTING

Stands for "Pretty Obvious Sexual Tension Involving Nasty Girl". "Nasty" can also mean Nice, New, Nefarious, or Neat. "Girl" can also be subbed for Guy. When, during a social encounter, there's a clear mutual attraction and desire for sexual intimacy that is never consummated.

"Dude, I should be banging right now because I was straight POSTING at that party"

"Did you see me POSTING up with that chick?"

"I just want to engage in some serious POSTING action tonight"

by TPOSTS March 3, 2010

posting

A traditional execution method where a person is lifted onto a sharp stake in the ground and impaled rectally. The body weight slowly causes the person to be further impaled until a vital organ is reached, causing death.

I hereby sentence you, Rosie O'Donnell, to death by posting.

by Cunningest Linguist October 2, 2006

posts

Drinks and chill after a night out, opposite of pres.

Pub for pres, into town to get sloshed, and then back to mine for posts. Hows that for a Slice of Fried Gold?

by oranjeboom53 February 4, 2016

Post-it

When you wipe your ass with a long piece of toilet paper and then stick it to someone's car.

That's the guy that never tips. I'm going to leave a post-it note on his beamer while he sips his pumpkin latte.

by johnny k 77 May 5, 2018