Pet the cat

When somebody gets very angry, this response is used to soothe them. It is generally a new term and has yet to spread to the masses.

Arnold: DAMN IT, I HATE YOU!
David: Hey man, go pet the cat. Just pet the cat.
Arnold: Ok man.

by bignigsmokingacig June 12, 2009

Pet the gator

To do something that sounds intriguing, but is extremely dangerous, possibly life threatening.

When Evil Knievil told people he was planning to jump across the Grand Canyon in a motorcycle, someone could have said to him: "Evil, man, you're really going to Pet the gator this time.

by harpodarpo September 30, 2009

pet the tuna

another term for masturbation

"Hey jim what did you do last night?"

"I pet the tuna, Steve."

by asslickertastic5000 May 1, 2015

pet the snake

to jack off really hard

im bored im gonna go pet the snake

by g-muney June 7, 2007

pet the cat

1. To finger a woman.
2. To provide sexual gratification to a woman.

"You know I want to pet the cat"
ie: "You know I want to get my hand in your pants".

by darck_cide January 31, 2007

pet the cat

When a woman masturbates

He's so hot, every time I see him I run into the bathroom and pet the cat.

by nappy pappy May 4, 2008

Pet the shark

Performing an unnecessary overtly dangerous act.

The breaker panel was three feet away, but the electrician pet the shark and worked with the live wires.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius January 21, 2019