slooghter the pooper

The act of slobbering or spitting (or a combination) on the anus, normally for the intent of penetrating with a penis or other phallic object.

Make sure to slooghter the pooper before penetration. Otherwise you're gonna have a bad time.

by The Hip-Hop Junkie September 15, 2009

taking it up the pooper

Taking a man's penis in one's rectum

Tom: Did you hear that Evan was taking it up the pooper?
Bob: Holy Sh----! I knew he would come out of the closet eventually!

by the johnster November 12, 2013

Pop you in the pooper

The act of sticking ones penis into anothers asshole. First used by gay country star jeff stryker.

Yo bitch, im going to pop you in the pooper, then rub my bloody dick on your forehead.

by I.C. Weiner February 3, 2005

right in the pooper

reference to sticking your dick in a girls ass hole

hey man i just stuck in right in the pooper

by pooper king December 10, 2011

Cock in the pooper

Verb (I think)- A term commonly used when you see/visualize an extremly hot female (paris hilton) and you have the urge to stick your penis (cock) into a females patootie (pooper)

Paris Hilton is so hot! Yes dude! I got her with cock in the pooper!

by Tyler November 12, 2004

Pinky in the pooper

When a woman sticks her pinky in a dudes asshole during intercourse.

Ivan was smashing and this fire bish put her pinky in the pooper.

by Ivanbiash January 24, 2017

The Poltergeist

Needed: 2-5 people

A sexual act, similar in nature to the Houdini, although most effective as a prank pulled on an unsuspecting couple having sex.

During sex, have someone hidden strategically in the room, and another outside the door. At a given signal, the person in the room starts screaming and running around the room. The person(s) outside the room enters and proceeds to flicker the lights on and off, simulating the chaos demonstrated in the movie, Poltergeist.

Hilarity ensues.

Guy 1: "Man, I got lucky last night but my fucking roomates pulled the poltergeist on me! Lights, screaming, the works"

Guy 2: "That blows man... Was the look on her face worth it though?"

Guy 1: "Haha, yeah it totally was."

by Sgt.Hotdogs March 4, 2011