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launch the octopus

This is when a child, surrounded by sea-faring men, is thrown into a pool.

The child is then rapidly chased around the vicinity, and then violently violated.

Mustard must be involved at some point.

The winner is then crowned.

All rejoice.

***Also, there are many key stipulations to the execution of a formal 'launch the octopus.' They are as follows: the child must not be an actual child but an inanimate stuffed animal so that this is not a morally-reprehensible activity; 'sea-faring men' included but are not limited to men, women, folks of all genders working in piracy, fishing, surfing, sailing, or internet architecture only; the crown must be a Burger King crown; the water in the pool must be mostly Kool-aid; everyone has a fun time; it is a wild ritual of lust, dust, gust, mustard, and whimsy; no muppets may be involved.
Yo, did you see those seabros 'launch the octopus' yesterday before the Penguins vs. Blumpkins game?!?! Ahhhhhhhhh! It was supa dupa cray, bae!
by googoodoodoo May 23, 2019
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bummed the octopus

When a company that used to make nice things sells out and starts making crap.
Howies used to make some nice threads, but they really bummed the octopus a couple of years back.
by finbarD June 30, 2008
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Ernie the Octopus

What you call a pain in the ass ex.

These exes are the kind that have the nerve to dump you, and then talk about you behind your back as if you did anything wrong to them.
They like starting drama.
They like getting their new boyfriends/girlfriends in on making sure people think badly of you.

Probably because their ego can't take the fact that you didn't kill yourself as a result of being dumped by them.
Thus they feel the need to make others, as well as themselves, believe that you're still torn up inside over your break up by vocalizing crazy and delusional ideas.

Everyone has had and will have bad experiences with Ernie the Octopus at some point in their life, because they're everywhere.
EVERYWHERE.
Friend: "So I heard that Ernie the Octopus and his girlfriend were telling people in math class that when you passed him by in the hallway he could see your eyes glistening with unshed tears over the pain of losing him and seeing him with someone else."

You: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE HELL?"
by makemeasammichernie September 19, 2010
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Fade The Octopus

It's a verse used jokingly to say, "yes, let's do this" or "hell yeah".
Person 1: Say man, you wanna play some bones.
Person 2: Yeah my nig, Fade the octopus.
by boo&brasen March 7, 2011
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Letting the octopus out

"Letting the octopus out", correlates the manner in which a friend will look when he is using all 8 of his limbs to consume drinks furiously .
"Bill is really letting the octopus out tonight!"
by Jubilee B August 29, 2016
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The Needy Octopus

When you are having sex with a girl while she is on her back and just as you are about to pull out, she wraps her legs around you and screams "I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY BABIES!".
"Dude. i was fucking this chick and when i was pullng out she totally pulled the needy octopus on me man...im fucked"
by cghxfjua45er7q4574yyahAEhy December 8, 2009
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The raging octopus

1. When you have rough sex with your balls taped together, while smacking your partner in the face with your tennis balls. Most commonly done in Indian relationships.
Wife: "Honey, lets do the raging octopus"
Husband: "LETS GO TO THE OCTO-CAVE!"
by Shabnam Khan April 10, 2009
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