The no eggs of 1922

in 1922 all eggs dissapeared ):

John: have you heard of the no eggs of 1922?
Geraldo: the fuck is that
John: there were no eggs in 1922
Geraldo: I don't think that's true
John: look it up on google
*John pulls a computer out of his back pocket*
Geralo: how did you do that?
John: magic
*John flies away never to be seen again*

by mr bippitywippity March 11, 2023

the no feeling

someone makes you feel dirty like they are going to touch you inappropriately

ie: creepy old men undressing you with their eyes

that guy totally gave me the no feeling

by mone13 February 22, 2014

The No-J

1. Term for the 'job' (sexual) one receives after countless hours and attempts at flirting with someone you want a J from.
2. Decline response for answering a question to give/receive a J.

1. "Nah dude, no matter how hard I tried all I got was The No-J."

2. "Can I have a BJ?"
"How about a No-J."

by JodanMclovin October 19, 2009

The No-No Word

The No-No word is just not any word, it is the real world equivalent of "He who shall not be named" from HP, you can say it if you have a N-Word pass. I have one so, the No-No word means "Nigger or Nigga"

Yo dude, whats the craziest thing PewDiePie has ever said/done?
remember when he said The No-No Word on stream while he was playing PUBG
oh yeahhh

by drearhasseveralproblems January 19, 2019

“The no no seat”

A COVID banned seat in a restaurant with a circle and x is called “the no no seat” for social distancing.

Don’t sit in that chair at Taco Bell! That’s “the no no seat”

by @emberglo October 24, 2020

the no sandwich

Starting in bed, when a girl is all playful "noo, i dont wanna have sex" but after some strategic maneuvering, you're all up in that and shes like "yesssss, yessss, oh god, yesss", but then the bitch gets all back to the "no" in court a few months later.

Yeah, she brought me to court for sexual assault and hit me with "the no sandwich". She swore to God both times...what a liar

by Dester December 4, 2010

The no no seat

The seats unavailable for use in restaurants during COVID social distancing rules.

I’d like to sit across from my date at dinner but it’s the no no seat.

by @emberglo October 24, 2020