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Watch Out For The Moles 

A vague warning that could mean anything, with a variety of usages, such as frightening people, alarming people and actually giving caution.
Thog: *Standing on road, with a truck coming from behind*
John: Watch out for the moles!
Thog: Thog don't caare.

molesting the monkey 

Person 1: I was molesting the monkey while you were
sleeping.

Person: You are one sick fuck.

The Chester Molester

A man who molests little boys and girls; In order to be called "The chester Molester" you must live in a town called Chester

Otherwise you are just Chester The Molester
Run away! The Chester Molester is going to get me!

Charles The Child Molester 

A high school graduate that was molested. Now he molests other at the age of 35. (WARNING, AVOID HIM AT ALL COST)
Signs charles is in the neighbourhood:
Big white Van
Big white tent
Candy Wrappers on the floor with white dust in them
Big White Food Truck
children disappearing at a alarming rate
when children come back they play "strange" games (sex)
CHARLES THE CHILD MOLESTER IS COMING TO GET YOU CHILDREN! RUUUUUUUUUUN

pennywise the dancing child molesting rapist

bob gray a man who loves fucking kids formally known as pennywise used to be called pennywise the dancing child molesting rapist he has a knack for kidnapping kids and skinning them before injecting his clown dick inside them
duck and cover kiddos *unzips pants and claps kids*
AHHHH ITS PENNYWISE THE DANCING CHILD MOLESTING RAPIST

HEHEHEHEH LET ME RAPE YOU pennywise the child molesting rapist proceeded to skin them and do what ykw look in the first bit of this stupid fucking definition

"Yo, dude, yo no sabia que le estaba molestandole tanto":The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: "Yo, dude, yo no sabia que le estaba molestandole tanto":The First Juvenile Release.