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Bubba the love sponge

Was hired by Howard Stern to work at Sirius Satellite Radio and is now shockin' the puss like a madman. Oh, yeah, Ned uncensored is awesome. Manson makes THE greatest song parodies, Brent is still a smartass, and Gene Lasker is one crazy mofo.
"Opie and Anthony are going back on testicle, i mean, uh, terrestrial radio? What idiots! XM is going down the toilet faster than you can say 'put the seat down.'"

-something along the lines of what Bubba the love sponge knows to be true

Bubba the Love Sponge

An underemployed or unemployed man who refuses to help his partner with the expenses. The Love Sponge thinks that he should get half of everything that he hasn't earned. While his wife works 2 jobs. Soon the love is gone and all you have left is the Bubba Sponge
Bubba the Love Sponge only works about 3 hours per week, while his girl works all week and then works the weekend too.

Bubba the love sponge

a strong man with the abilities of few men. Those who hate him are low, pitiful, small men who should look in their own pants and wallets for what they lack.
Did you see that Bubba the love sponge? OOOO girl!

Bubba the love sponge

A fat, ignorant meat gazer. Enjoys gazing at his poo. Recently has been known to suck on his poostick. Also, has the most owning radio show in the unival existance of my cock.
Bubba the love sponge, you fat, ignorant meat gazer!!!

The Greatest Love Story Ever Told 

The story of a man afraid of flying, and an angel afraid of falling, who somehow met in the middle. The man who denied the existence of angels came to love one. The angel who never felt began to feel. The man who was saved from an eternity in Hell by an angel. The angel who fell in every way imaginable for a man. The man, with a clear path to escape, decided instead to stay in Purgatory for a year, searching for his angel, praying to him every night. Begging. When he found him, he held him; he told him that he needed him, that he'd get him out, even if it killed them both. The angel rejected his faith, his family, his home, and everything he knew, so he could keep the man safe. They stay together despite fate, despite what they are, because they refuse to be pulled apart.
We're family. We need you. I need you.
I'm hunted, I rebelled, and I did it, all of it, for you.
"People aren't exaggerating when they call Destiel the greatest love story ever told."

the greatest love story of all time 

Larry Stylinson is a definition of love... Just search it... You won't regret it... Use Google or Youtube, Tumblr, Twitter it doesn't matter where because it's everywhere...

Because love is equal, love is love

Person1:what do you think is the greatest love story of all time?
Person2:Larry Stylinson