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Womb Landlord

You rent the womb for 9 months without paying a single bill.
My mom is a cunt, she is just a womb landlord.
by FancyNancy3111 November 27, 2020
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Landlord

A total douchebag with neon green sports car and dumb skanky slag girlfriend. Allows the dumb skanky slag girlfriend to run most of the 'landlording' at their bug infested hell hole. His way of entertaining and admiring his jerk off qualities.
Hell has a special place for the douchebag landlord!
by Ughyoubothsuck June 13, 2023
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tip your landlord

(English, verb) - A sardonically sarcastic verb towards landlords - often times the well off individuals that own public housing such as apartment buildings and townhouses as financial and profit-accruing assets in places they do not reside in - and a verb indicating solitude and sometimes disgust towards their tenants that are being increasingly exploited by the housing market, through means of forcing them to pay more to stay in the areas they live in.
During the heated debate about rising rents in the city, Sarah couldn't help but retort using an egregiously sardonic comment, telling those to "tip your landlord", indicating that landlords often care more about their profits more than the well-being of their tenants, and that those who live under them should keep giving more to force them to suffer under their own irresponsible decision making.
by ImNotTheOxfordDictionary September 9, 2023
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Landlording

1. Making a career of owning multiple properties for passive income.

2. A genre of porn where someone receives sexual favors in lieu of rent.

3. Performing a sexual act in which you show you own that ass.
"Conrad was landlording his way through life"
by Dir's Wood January 6, 2023
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Landlord's Crease

The hidden space in a rental property between the oven and the cabinets.
Rent was raised by $300.00 this year, so now I sweep all my scraps into the landlord's crease.
by Hiduken January 23, 2024
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Cherry Landlord

A person that has custody over popping someone’s cherry.
This does, however, have to be consensual, or else the person
has Absolutely No right of passage.
“I think I might get down on Kimber tonight.”
“Woah, dude. Clark is her Cherry Landlord, not cool.”
by I’m me, not me April 20, 2023
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