Stirring the mayo jar

A term for female masturbation, characterized by the noise made while stirring a jar of mayonnaise.

She just finished stirring the mayo jar. Hopefully she didn't get any in her pants.

by Elysian893 November 24, 2010

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The Pickle Jar Effect

The effect that happens when a girl refuses to have intercourse with one partner. Then with the next partner finally, and often easily, has intercourse for the first time.

Example: kinda like how someone is struggling to open a pickle jar.

Guy 1: dude did you have sex with Tiffany last night?
Guy 2: no, she wouldn’t let me.
Guy 1: oh, sounds like The Pickle Jar Effect.

by The Bedtime Thinker February 7, 2018

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hitting the jiff jar

When you engage in anal sex and when you're done you pull out and find fecal matter on your penis.(Jiff as in the peanut butter.)

"Last night I was hitting the jiff jar on my girl."

by Mophis March 13, 2008

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Spiking the Tip Jar

The act of putting five or six dollars in a Tip Jar to influence customers to "tip"

Barista one: I put five singles in the tip jar so people will know where to put an extra dollar or two if we do a good job!
Barista two: "Spiking the tip jar" what a great idea!! we will make a lot more tips now!

by Crolojoe August 5, 2011

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Caught with your hand in the nookie jar

When you are fingering a girl and someone walks in on you.

Friend: "Dude I can't believe you got caught with your hand in the nookie jar! Your girlfriend must be so embarrased...and your mom lol."

You:(Face Palm)

by Sir SnAdEr September 7, 2010