Jizz

that white shizz that boys are so proud of.
a.k.a. spermmmmsss!
contains zinc and calcium which help prevent tooth decay!

whats really in your toaster strudel icing.

eww he jizzed on her face now she looks like a glazed donut

by csacdsvds February 17, 2009

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jizz

romance explosion

"Ah man, I jizzed all over her face."

by Shifty Negro September 21, 2009

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Jizzed

When you feel extremely excited about something.

OMG BVB, I'm so jizzed you've responded to my fan mail!!!

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jizz

Popular slang for seminal fluids

Tyrone: Why Loquinta's eye so red?
Otis: Man, dat bitch got my jizz in her eye.

by Trixterjim July 18, 2008

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Jizz

White stuff that is ejected from the penis after sex which impregnates the women.

Can I jizz in you or on your face?

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Jizz (n)(v): The fluid that is released through the penis during orgasm. Semen is made up of fluid and of sperm. The fluid comes from the prostate, seminal vesicle and other sex glands. The sperm are manufactured in the testicles. The seminal fluid helps transport the sperm during orgasm. Seminal fluid contains sugar as an energy source for sperm.

The word "semen" was borrowed directly from the Latin word for "seed or germ."

-(n)'hey bethy! JIZZ ON YOUR FACE'
-(v) I want to jizz all over your face bethy.

by jizzalloveryourface March 29, 2009

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