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The Hobbit

A young blond hair man, at St. Francis University, that creeps around St. Francis Hall, lurking in, and out of Jesse's / Ian's room. Hobbit
by Chris M. M October 20, 2008
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The Hobbit

A sex move during the standard missionary position (man on top woman on bottom), where once the woman is finished (either achieving orgasm or loss of interest) she raises her knee to her chest, places her foot on the man's chest and kicks him off of her.
I'm tired of this, get off me or I'll use the Hobbit on you. -I Invented it.
by TeenageDirtbag February 21, 2007
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The Hobbit

An evil killer with a white face and skin, black eyes, a long robe, and has one curly hair on his head. He is very evil. BEWARE
Susie: OMG! look behind you its the hobbit!
George: what..no...aaaah aaaaaaaahhhh!
by Anonymys January 5, 2005
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Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper

The most amazing person in the whole world. She really does not eat scabs, but she once did. She enjoys pulling on peoples big toes until they come off. People are fascinated by her and someday there will be a degree devoted to the studies of her.
"I was swimming in the Columbia River when all of the sudden i felt a tug on my big toe. It came from Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper"
by mad dog123 December 15, 2008
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the hobbit

the worst book in the world. lord of the rings is a sequel. you might have to read it in 7th or 8th grade for summer reading or just during school. its more of a boys book. and it was made into a play (worst play ever).
Girl 1: hey did you like our summer reading book, the hobbit?
Girl 2: Nah, it wasn't very good and its more of a boys book.
Girl 1: yeah that's true.
by theaterchickie August 22, 2009
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Take the hobbits to isenguard

Noun - (To) take the Hobbits to Isenguard means either
1) To take a shit in a toilet
2) To make love, get laid. Usually, vaginal intercourse is the main method of penetration while taking the hobbits to Isenguard. The love-making session is usually sustained over a longer period of time.
1)
"Awh, man, BRB, I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard."

2)
Sam: "What are you doing this evening, Gerry?"
Gerry: "I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard tonight with Cass."
Sam: "Niiiiiiice."
by The Third Monkey August 16, 2011
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The Hobbie Realms

A message board designed to making stupid, filthy n00bs feel like they're good, and a place where lives are wasted. (Cosmo)
The Hobbie Realms is constructed on the formation of sweating the nuts of "the Big 4" and felching much ass.
by WergMiserFunTime January 16, 2004
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