kip hayward

he is a absolute pm but he is a absolute bellend. All he ever does it talk to teachers about small tiny things that you cant even see. He has a huge obsession with getting muscles and thinks thats its cool. He gets all the girls but is too very picky. He suffers from the burden of living with my son nguyen. A kip hayward is also a boy who is shit at football

I met a absolute bellend today

Oh so you met a kip hayward (better know as special k) today

by browneyedboys May 06, 2021

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Flight to Hayward

When you have sex with a girl and cum inside of her and she queefs the cum into a cup and drinks it.

Last night my girl and I did a flight to Hayward.

by Docgirth March 12, 2017

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Robert Hayward

The ultimate human, a form of life often considered to be immortal and unbelievably incredible. Also known as- Goatward, Kingward, and Beautifulnessward.

OMG, there's Robert Hayward, I just creamed

by Haywardlover101 August 22, 2023

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hayward-express

other way of saying fuck

*stubs toe on chair*
"Ahhhhh what the hayward-express!!"

#wthe

by dood_5769 September 28, 2017

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Tony Hayward

An awesome chap who likes yachting, inventor of modern day massonry.

Panel Member: How could you explain that...

Tony Hayward: I am afraid I do not recollect, I do not know, I was not party to the process, I am afraid I am not an engineer, I am not a scientist I am afraid, I do not recollect.

by sturmikk June 21, 2010

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