glow-in-the-dark face

A girl/guy whose face is so ugly you can still see it when your tapping her in complete darkness.

Man:Do you mind if I wear this blindfold? You have a glow in the dark face.

by SlemCrisco December 15, 2004

glow in the dark condoms

what gay guys use to play Light Sabers

gay guy1: ..i got glow in the dark comdons and black lights..wanna play light sabers?

gay guy2: okay!

by hoe May 13, 2005

Glow in the dark bitch

a glow in the dark bitch is a white female who spends most of thier free time in a tanning machine, this has resulted into a orange tint of the skin. that same white female also bleaches her hair so blond, it become florescnent. that same white female aslo bleaches her teech to no end. all this together creates a female that glows and can be seen even in the dark.

"ayo, look at that glow in the dark bitch, you're gonna need sunglasses before you take a look.

by lovelyladyt March 18, 2010

glow in the dark towel

When a major corporation comes up with the dumbest fucking product you could ever imagine. Originated from a commercial for Microsoft Songsmith.

Guy 1: Hey what's that?
Douchebag: It's a flamingo shiner! Wanna try it?
Guy 2: Hey get that glow in the dark towel shit away from me.

by Skunkwaffle January 29, 2009

glow in the dark rubber pancake

when u put on a glow in the dark condom and screw a fat girl.

man i still cant believe u gave girl a glow in the dark rubber pancake@

by thuggaa December 2, 2009

glow in the dark love bites

Glow in the dark love bites are love bites that you notice in the dark with alittle light from your blackberry phone.

For example, a glow in the dark love bites would be when you in bed with someone who is using their blackberry, and then you see a random dark mark on the chest area, that my friends is called a glow in the dark love bite...

by plus 10 eye vision at night October 16, 2010

Glow in the dark

A farewell saying, used when saying goodbye to someone. Can be shortened to "Glow"

"Glow in the dark nigga, peace."

"I'm out man, talk to you later." "Alright broseph, glow"

by Sam Best February 17, 2008