The Half-gift Giver

This is someone who gives you a gift, usually a gift certificate at a bar or restaurant, with the intention of you using it with them, so in effect, it is only a half-gift

Danny: Happy birthday, Mike, here's your gift!

Mike: Hey, a $50 gift certificate to Rob's Good Time Bar, thanks!

Danny: What are you doing today? I was thinking of going to Robs, wanna go?

Mike: Ummmm, yeah, I guess...(wow, what a cheap fuck Dan is, he is the half-gift giver, looks like I'm paying for the tab, ... again...)

by bob_c_o January 31, 2010

the dark gift

A sexual act of defecating into your hand, and fisting it into your partner. It is said if your partner's body accepts the feces you are infact meant to be together.

I tryed the dark gift on my girlfriend last night, and she dumped it out in under a second. It's just not meant to be.

by Teo Acosta September 4, 2008

the dark gift

A sexual act of defecating into your hand, and fisting it into your partner. It is said if your partner's body accepts the feces you are infact meant to be together.

I tryed the dark gift on my girlfriend last night, and she dumped it out in under a second. It's just not meant to be

by Teo Acosta September 5, 2008

The Last Gift

A gift from a close friend who can't see a future in their friendship, so they pack 'The Last Gift' with objects of interest like pictures, a sweater, etc. This way, the other friend will always have something to remember them by.

I have the last gift for you.

by Manson_Mysterious September 9, 2023

The Goldsby Gift

The process of putting ones fecal matter, pimple residue, pubic hair, mucus, and cavity sweat, into ones hand, and presenting it as a gift. This process has become very popular in scandinavian cultures, and is often mistaken for pure gold, for its turns the color gold when squished together.

This culture i visited over the summer practiced the goldsby gift.

by Shitlicker January 5, 2008

The crosbeian gift

In a gay orgy, someone fucks another man until their ass hole is gaped enough so that the penetrator shits into it.

The receiver then fucks someone else and does the same, gifting the shit onwards.
This is done to everybody until the shit ends up to its original ass hole

“We shared the crosbeian gift”

by Toktik6769 January 3, 2026

gift of the gab

is an idiomatic phrase which means the "ability to talk readily, glibly, and convincingly"

She's got the gift of the gab - she should work in sales and marketing.

by zoli October 21, 2013