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Thailand Math

Math questions on food, drinks, and consumer items (toothpaste, lipsticks, skin lotions, etc.) that contain cannabis or its derivatives, which poses a health or moral threat to concerned or conservative parents, pastors, and politicians.
A raw math manuscript, which defines “green products” as those containing marijuana in controlled amounts, was leaked out to some expatriate teachers in an international school in Bangkok. One such Thailand math question is the following: “Two green cookies and a cup of green coffee cost 415 Baht. Three green cookies and two cups of green coffee cost 710 Baht. What much is a green cookie?” Answer: 120 Baht.
by Fasters September 12, 2022
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Thailand Tattoo

The mark left on your leg by the scooter muffler when you fall off.
by Hadley Benson January 4, 2012
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phuket thailand

Apparently it's a line used in the film Juno as an interjection, because Phuket kinda sounds like 'Fuck it'. However, Phuket, which is an island in Thailand, is actually pronouced Pu-kêt, so all in all, it's a stupid expression.
A: I have herpes.
B: Phuket Thailand!
C: Wait what?
by tfsp12 October 6, 2008
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Euro-Thailand

I went to Euro-Thailand last summer.
by ouvriere January 26, 2011
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Thailand Agreement

When a girlfriend and boyfriend agree to an open relationship whilst the boyfriend is in Thailand. This agreement allows both parties to hook up with WHOEVER they want during this holiday period. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Friend 1: Why are you hooking up with that sexy random?
Friend 2: Me and my boyfriend have a Thailand agreement.
Friend 1: Oh you can totally hook up with whoever you want... no exclusions.
by angrygf February 12, 2010
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Thailand Whammy

A chick takes a frozen fish and lodges it inside of her pussy as the guy bends her over and slides an eel up into her anus and then proceeds to fuck her anus.
It was my miss fortune to notice the chick in my roomate's bed trying the Thailand Whammy by herself and a wall mounted dildo.
by Nixxeed November 1, 2010
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Capital Of Thailand

When someone asks you what’s the capital of Thailand they then say Bangkok (bang-cock) and hit you in the ding-a-ling
Hey marv what’s the capital of Thailand?
Idk what is it ?
BANGKOK (bangcock) *marv gets hit in the goolies*
by XxpussypounderxX January 27, 2022
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