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rat testicles by Montgomery salad January 6, 2014

testiclette 

1.) A uniquely small, but cute testicle.

2.) Another way of saying testicle. Sometimes pronounced with a french flare where it is pronounced more like, "tes-tee-clay".
1.) Awww, your testiclette is so charming, but how do you cope with such a small sack?

2.) Why do you have to be such a testiclette?
testiclette by Willy Wonka Man April 27, 2008

testiclads 

Slang term for "testicles".

Misunderstood from "testiclides".
"AH! She kicked me in the testiclads!"

testiclap 

The sound made by banging ones testicles together.
He stood up and performed a testiclap.
testiclap by Alex B-P February 2, 2004

testicles in your mouth 

Self explanatory, there are testicles in your mouth

Testiclous lackitious 

1) A guy who cheats while still saying he loves you.
2) A guy who is married or in a "committed" relationship and still hits on you.

3) A guy who says he's really interested in you and then has sex with another woman.
4) A guy who leads you on, tells you he has feelings for you and won't end the relationship he is in or begin a relationship with you.
Example 1-
Girl 1: I thought you were going to get with this guy?
Girl 2: I was but it turns out he's a totaly Testiclous lackitious!

Example 2-

Woman 1: So what happened to make you and your husband get a divorce?
Woman 2: I found out he was Testiclous lackitious.