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testsicle

Applying cold food products to ones testicles and having your partner lick it off vigoriously. Similar to licking a popsicle.
When they were out of ice cream cones at Shawns house he applied ice cream to his scrotum and had Emily lick it off. She had a vanilla testsicle.
by B-Money and Wankis April 15, 2008
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Jim Boner testicle nut blast

When Jim has a boner hits nuts blasts while eating testicles
When Jim was watching cornhub he squirted a Jim boner testicle nut blast...
by Shleef the queef nigeh January 10, 2017
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Testiclaids

When a person is given Aids from a man with large testicles.
Damn, i heard jenny got testiclaids from john last night!

Dude, adam and jeff were having sex and jeff gave adam testiclaids!
by Ev January 19, 2007
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Tenticle Rape Insurance

Insurance that will cover you in the event that any form of tenticle un-consensually penetrates you.

Slogan: We can't heal your scars, and we can't help you regain your virginity, but we will help you through this.
"Dude, what's wrong, you're walking kinda funny?"
"Ugh, I was swimming and this giant squid shoved a tenticle up my ass."
"You were raped by a squid?"
"Pretty much."
"Damn."
"Good thing I have Tenticle Rape Insurance, they'll help me through this."
by TimPestilence July 25, 2009
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testicle

The Fountains of Cum. Where all the cum cums from. Ladies: love'em, tickle'em, lick'em but just don't squeeze'em!
Joey got kicked in the testicles, and now he only shoots blanks
by Hugh G Rection May 28, 2004
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testicle-tapper

Testicle-tapper - One who deliberately swipes at the groin area of another in retaliation. Draymond Green of the Golden State Warriors was suspended for Game 5 of the NBA Finals after his "retaliatory swipe of his hand to the groin" of Lebron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers. This is not his first testicle-tapping offense. Green was fined $25,000 in Game 3 of the Western Conference finals for kicking Oklahoma City Thunder’s Steven Adams in the groin; and in Game 2 he got away with kneeing Adams in the junk.
Testicle-tapper Draymond Green was suspended for Game 5 of the NBA Finals after his "retaliatory swipe of his hand to the groin" of Lebron James.
by JJewella ewJ June 13, 2016
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Testicle Nutblast

When a somewhat round projectile is thrown directly into your scrotum, causing pain that can only be described as a nutblast. The 'testicle' part comes from both the shape of the object, and to help specify which kind of nut is blasting (as opposed to an edible nut, or nut (meaning to ejaculate))
Man 1; Dude, my girlfriend was so mad when I forgot to let the dog out to wizz, that she gave me the biggest, most horrendous testicle nutblast of my life!!!
Man 2; Ohohoh dude I can feel it! I can only imagine! Rip future kids!!
by Ben is Zero April 3, 2019
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