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Teddy SJ lumpy

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Teddy SJ is quite the character he absolutely reeks of body odor and crap if you walk past him a sensation of Body oder will surround you. Teddy also fucks so often his dick is hanging on by a thread that could snap any minute.
Teddy is also a demon man spreader he will push you away allowing the scent of his severed genitals to spread across the room.
Henry known: have you seen Teddy SJ lumpy today
Nugget: no and i hope i don't he sends a wave of diarrhea across the room
by thenutoriusnignog February 5, 2023
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tendys sweet

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a warrior rabbit that wants to fuck amy rose from sonic the hedgehog and is friends with bububu
by brendan December 20, 2003
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Teddy Swigert

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A person who constantly plays gorilla tag and likes jazz
Person 1: “damn bro your being a real teddy Swigert”
Person 2: “for real
by Eggcumsock June 24, 2021
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Masturbating while spinning. Typically for it to be considered a Tug-Spin, one must tug 5-8 times per 90 degree spin.
DAMN YO! Squale' caught Tommy teddy Tug-Spinnin' at the crack shack!
by TeenChallengeVermont September 19, 2016
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Teddy Two-Step

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A Teddy Two-Step is when a male and female partake in sexual intercourse and the male ejaculates his load into the woman's vagina. Immediately after the photo finish the female uses a paint stick to suck the seamen out of her and shoots the load into the males ass.
that bitch pulled a Teddy Two-Step on me!
by Teduardo Sanchez April 6, 2011
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Teddy Bear Syndrome

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When you break-up with someone, you don’t want to date them anymore, but you don’t want anyone else to date them either.

Just like as a kid, you have outgrown your teddy-bear and you don’t want to play with it anymore. However, if anyone else expresses interest in playing with your teddy-bear, it is very upsetting.
Friend #1: I can’t believe it – I broke up with him, not the other way around, so why am I so upset that he is dating someone else?

Friend #2: It can’t be helped, it is called ‘Teddy Bear Syndrome’, you don’t want to play with your teddy-bear anymore, but you don’t want anyone else to play with it either!
by Karen W July 7, 2009
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Teddy Ruxpin Surprise

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As a man is having sex with a girl in her room and is about to cum, he pulls out, grabs the nearest stuffed animal (a bear preferably) and cums in the bears face.
Kevin didn't have a condom so he pulled a Teddy Ruxpin Surprise.
by Lionfish March 3, 2008
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