The Tendie bandit is a person who goes around and steals chicken nuggets whilst the owner of said nuggets are away or sleeping
by littlecookies January 5, 2017
by Mr.pbh April 29, 2020
Individuals, usually older able-bodied teenagers or young adults, who live at home with their parents or family in a household without contributing financially or socio-economically in any form. Synonymous with terms such as "neckbeard" or "manchildren," tendie-pedendants rely solely on their family members for room-and-board, food, and decisions for their well-being. Most often they live at their Mother’s home and constantly demand their favorite food, “tendies,” (chicken tenders) in exchange for “good boy points" used in turn as disposable income.
Our Counterstrike: Global Offensive Team might be short two players tonight, Michael and Nicholas are Tendie-pendants who do not have enough good boy points to play tonight.
by bigmillystyle December 8, 2016
A "Bendy Tendy" is a goalie in hockey who sucks. Bender in hockey normally means you suck because you have such poor balance/control over your skates that your ankles bend all over the ice. Tender is short for goaltender. Combine them, add a "y" at the end for fun and you have it. A bendy tendy.
Hockey teammate: "..that goalie's a sieve.. couldn't keep a beach ball from going into the net.."
Other hockey teammate: "Ohh i see. Bendy tendy?"
Hockey teammate: "Yup... bendy tendy"
Other hockey teammate: "Ohh i see. Bendy tendy?"
Hockey teammate: "Yup... bendy tendy"
by hkyman4 November 21, 2011
When you shoot a puck down into the net from the top bar and absolutely shit on the goal tender whos trying to block the puck.
Chad: I just dangled the D-man and went Bardownski on tendy and absolutely shit on that grocery stick
Brad: Great job dude, that guy was such a pigeon
Brad: Great job dude, that guy was such a pigeon
by HockeyPro69 January 18, 2022
Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul, bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul, bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
by TSK_Kyle February 9, 2020
When an individual (most typically a rocket wheeler) takes a quick clap bomb and hits crossbar. Ultimately, shits on tendy
by Bardownski On Tendy January 18, 2022