a chicken tender is when someone is very annoying and stupid. if you want to be mean you could call them the “soggiest chicken tender”
by kermit666cheese July 22, 2018

the first legendary spell used by the legendary gandolf gabe born in the fire of eon forged in pain he escaped running down the forges burning path then he found the magic chicken tender and under the forges burning brick roof he casted the spell "triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado" and dissaperd never to be seen again exept by his grandma he likes her cooking.
by ya boi V sauce October 15, 2018

"The Crab looks good"
"No, probably tastes like Baltimore"
"Ooh, how about the Calimari"
"No, probably looks like a dildo"
"Uhhh, I'll get the Chicken Tenders"
- Every White Person at a food stand
"No, probably tastes like Baltimore"
"Ooh, how about the Calimari"
"No, probably looks like a dildo"
"Uhhh, I'll get the Chicken Tenders"
- Every White Person at a food stand
by Beans2.0 October 29, 2018

Better than any kind of cooking, they are bussin bussin to the MMMAAAAAAXXXXX, especially with fries
by By. Gio June 24, 2021

A person who has an extreme obsession with chicken tenders to the point where they will cheat on and/or leave their significant other just to get chicken tenders.
by JustArandomUrbanDictionaryUser June 14, 2025

by DeathPenalty01 September 2, 2020

the legendary spell casted by the great GANDOLF GABE born in the fires of eon worked through pain in the forge upon finding the legendary chicken tender he became undieingly powerfull and casted his first spell while running under the burning brick roof of the forges tunnels he said slowley triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado instintly disppering never to be seen again exept by his grandma he likes her cooking.
by ya boi V sauce October 15, 2018
