After a night of binge drinking and then eating a Taco Bell,you shit all over one of your passed out buddies.
Tom and fred got all shitfaced and then stopped at taco bell. When they got home,fred passed out and tom gave him the old Tejuana Mudslide.
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by urfavouriteexgirlfriend February 3, 2022
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by Anonymous April 15, 2003
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Someone: "Hey have you seen that Tejuan?"
You: "Um no but I hear he's the hottest guy in school
Someone: "Damn!"
You: "Um no but I hear he's the hottest guy in school
Someone: "Damn!"
by Hot_And_Sexy69 May 2, 2018
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Meaning:The Goddess of beauty and seduction, Royalty
Gender:Girl
Origin:Hindu and Indian
Meaning:The Goddess of beauty and seduction, Royalty
Gender:Girl
Origin:Hindu and Indian
Tehjauna is the queen
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