Tectonic Fart

A small explosion between the legs, composed of vapourized poop particles that creates a shift in the Earth's crust.

Brad's tectonic fart shook the table and knocked off a glass of water.

by pork21 January 15, 2021

tectonic

tectonic, noun
a gin drink for your office's alpha geek after work.

Cyrus: Hey, thanks a lot for getting my computer to speak English again, and showing me how to use Twitter. Here, go have a tectonic on me.

Bruce: This is the most sensible problem I've handled all day. I had two people who had plugged the power strip into itself. I sure need a tectonic or two after a day like this.

by Oliver Faltz March 29, 2013

tectonic

impressive, awesome, cool

Jackie Chan is tectonic!

by Warren February 23, 2003

Tectonic plates

Nothing, it’s just tectonic plates

“You wanna know why?” “Tectonic plates.”

by YoungCave February 15, 2020

tektonik

Name for some fucking mexican(s) that rocks the house in Day of Defeat.

fucking tektonik hacks

by Vox July 2, 2004

Tecknikal

The sexist man alive very calm and caring but when he sings he will blow your mind

Hey bro have you listen to Tecknikal’s new song? That shit is dope

by The word doctor love word September 11, 2021

Tectonic Relationship

A relationship that's more than platonic but less than romantic. Weird limbo or middleground between friendship and love.

-Are Ana and Xavier in a situationship?
-No, it's more of a tectonic relationship...

by zdam7734 May 26, 2025