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tardsexual

One whose sexual orientation consists of primarily being attracted to those with mental or social deficiences retards.
*in Bubble Boy*
Chick 1: Well, I'm in love with a boy who has no immunities who has to live in a plastic bubble.
Chick 2: I'm tardsexual. I played spin the bottle with the sped kids.

See also the movie Pumpkin with Christina Ricci or The Other Sister.
by Wetherbizzle July 5, 2008
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Theosexual

Person A: Oh look at her goin' to church every sunday. she must have a crush on god.
Person B: Yup. She is TOTALLY theosexual.
by godishot October 11, 2011
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tatusexual

n. Someone who partakes in a youthful flirtation with sexual boundaries.

The original tatusexuals were Lena Katina and Yulia Volkova, members of the Russian pop duo t.A.T.u., who were known for their “lesbian image.” The two young girls were famous for exploiting lesbianism as a publicity technique and, in the spirit of experimentation, created great controversy over their sexuality with blatantly (homo)sexual performances.
-Girl #1: “Hey, did you kiss that guy I saw you hanging all over last night?”
-Girl #2: “And then some.”
-Girl #1: “What about that chick you were flirting with?”
-Girl #1: “She and I sucked face.”
-Girl #2: “Girl, youse a straight-up tatusexual!”
by EmmaGoldman April 11, 2009
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Thanosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to Marvel Cinematic Universe villain Thanos
My thanosexual friend's biggest fantasy is to be fisted by the infinity gauntlet
by MeteorFalls297 June 14, 2018
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Tamasexual

1. Having sexual relations with the popular virtual pet, Tamagotchi. Can often result in battery leakage and electrocution.

2. One who prefers pixels over penis/pussy.

3. A fruit cake.
1. Bob: Oh Ichigotchi i didnt know you could bend like *that*!

2. Sally: I dont want to meet your daddy, i just want you in my caddy ;)
Tamagotchi: *beep*

3. "Fruit Cakes 1/2 off! THIS WEEKEND ONLY!"
by Grim March 9, 2005
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TaterSexual

Someone who is sexually aroused by potatoes

Felix: what are you doing there buddy

Jack: just checking out this fine tater
You man did you hear that jack cam out as TaterSexual
by yYEEEEEEEETt January 1, 2021
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Tacosexual

Tacosexual a phrase people use when they start feeling sexually attracted to Tacos
I sexually identify as Tacosexual
by MultiZ May 3, 2017
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