walk on tarmac

shane wanted to "walk on tarmac" last night.
by anonymouse11156543 September 16, 2008
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Tarmac the drive

To deficate in one's underwear.
To shit yourself
Hurry up in there luv, I'm about to tarmac the drive
by The Dearth June 29, 2021
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tarmac blumke

To defecate on your partner's chest, and smear the excrement into their chest with your bottom, while they perform oral sex
She's a 1, but she's up for a tarmac blumke
by Fathead Chad July 01, 2024
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Laying Tarmac

The act of a man laying a steaming stool along the length of their partners back, squashing it in with his ass cheeks like a steam roller. And then ejaculating along the length of it in essence painting the white lines along it like a road.
Did you hear, Dave was laying tarmac with Andy yesterday.
by BrapBrapSmokethaCrack April 26, 2022
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Tarmac specialist

A satirical phrase about a person who is, or thinks they are good at racing cars or motorcycles on the street or track.

i.e: someone who is can drive fast and is a self proclaimed professional.
"As a certified 'Tarmac specialist', going 130mph with an 800 horsepower car in the rain is an easy job for me."
by qsobaz March 22, 2024
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