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turtles are pog
turtles by defenitly not wesley December 2, 2020
Is a derogatory term for male hoes
Fuckin turtles bruh
Turtles by sprinklesfortinkles November 3, 2021
Motherfuckers that made us start using paper straws instead of plastic ones.
“Hey, can I have a straw?”

“We only have paper, is that fine?”

“No, turtle fucker. It’s not fucking fine.”

“Turtles caused it, i didn’t.”
Turtles by ItalianMafiaMan May 2, 2022
Turtles are a reptile that has a shell to give itself armor. Turtles are also often equipped with cameras and machine guns to spy for Russia. They are also seen practicing martial arts.
Guy 1: bro did you see those Turtles with the camera on it?

Guy 2: yeah I think they were spying for Russia
Turtles by Fretting about pog March 6, 2023

*turtles* 

Too hide in one's shirt (usual sub behavior) from embarrassment or used as a tactic to get the (probably Dom that they like) to remove their clothes. And yes subs I revealed your secret. So h a h
Dom: I love you, sub
Sub: ee *turtles*
*turtles* by Kawaiikoifish13 November 23, 2019