simpostor

When you're playing 'Among Us' as an imposter and you kill everyone except your crush.

Ben: Bruh Yellow could've easily killed red in cafeteria.
Thomas: Nah he told me before that he's crushing on her.
Ben: LOL what a simpostor.

by RLACNO10, DANTHEMAN September 23, 2020

sympoon

1. When a girls clearly out of your league, but you've been going through a rough patch in your life so she decides to bang you in the name of emotional charity.

2. A shorthand version "sympathy poon."

Person 1: How'd you get with Ashley last weekend? She so out of your league!
Person 2: Well I told her my uncle just passed away and she felt bad so I was able to snag some sympoon.

by thekid9176 June 22, 2017

Sympussy

A blend of sympathy and pussy. You’ve had a rough time so your girl treats you with some pussy as sympathy.

Guy -“Hey babe, I’ve had a really bad day”
Girl -“Aw don’t worry, why don’t I hit you with some sympussy?”

by Jordz&Willz May 29, 2018

Simposium

When a large group of men all simp for one girl, that is that girl's simposium.

When Susanna became single and got a tinder profile, she had a whole simposium going in just under a week.

Sasha's onlyfans is blowing up, she got a whole ass simposium.

by sandypandy311 June 13, 2020

simposter

A simp who takes a female streamer's username before she can claim it.

"That's not her. That's not her in-game nickname. So that's just a..."
"That's just a simposter!"

by Nesano September 16, 2020

Simpostor

Someone who fails to cover up that they're not a simp. They try to act manly and alpha-like but end up crumbling in front of a woman. Simpostors usually attempt to hide their secret from everyone. Some may last longer than others. Another definition of Simpostor is when a person simps so much in Among Us that they try to lie-low as much as possible and end up losing the game.

So you ARE a simp, filthy simpostor

by shutmouth November 25, 2020

Sympottygo

Sympottygo 1: To be in agreement with, about the stupidity of another; to share a like-minded and “superior” understanding; to partake of shared trashing of another, or others; to be in accord and harmony in the idea that some “other” is completely idiotic

"Let's go see what Jan & Lauren are up to!"
"I think I'll pass, thanks. I'm so bored by their constant sympottygo!"

"Don't think the sympottygo you two share amounts to objective proof of his idiocy"

by Generica McPlainwrap July 9, 2007