Pervin and Swervin

To aggressively hit on girls, while being at the club drunk.

Yo man was just pervin and swervin on hoes at the club last night

by rehcrel January 25, 2010

Bervin and Swervin

To be selling drugs or performing any illegal activity that can produce money while in a vehicle as either the driver or passenger.

Friend 1: Yo bro! What you do last night?

Friend 2: Me and Alicia was out all night just bervin and swervin on some regular shit!

by oshytnouga July 9, 2020

pervin and swervin

To be drinking brew and blowin dodo while driving, typically listening to beats and scoping

I aint goin to the club, got my Crazy Horse 40 and my primo optimo , we'll be pervin and swervin tonight, nmay hit the spot later

by PeterAlexanderIsFamous June 1, 2018

pervin and swervin

To be drinkin and smokin while drivin, typically listening to beats and scopin

You hittin up the spot tonight?
Got my Crazy Horse and primo optimo and will be pervin and swervin, may hit the spot later if dont scope

by PeterAlexanderIsFamous June 1, 2018

throw a turd and call it serving caviar

This describes a situation, in which someone attempts to trick others into believing that shabby treatment is actually a good deal.

You don't fool me when you throw a turd and call it serving caviar !

by I, Wreckerrr March 27, 2017

self-serving friend

An individual who is only your friend to use you for their own personal gain and is magically not around when you actually need a friend. Also known as selfish and a bitch.

Wow, you know Jessica, we should have seen right through Rebecca, she is such a self-serving friend; she only wanted to be friends with us so she could pass bio lab.

by Good Friends United January 15, 2009

Serving cunt

Similar to serving realness, serving cunt takes serving realness to the next level. It’s pussy power. Bold. To the point. And overall extravagant. Any gender is able to serve cunt. It’s a mindset.

Omg Chloe you’re serving cunt tonight!

by M1dn1ghtt0ker June 17, 2021