there was an old lady who swallowed a fly

one of the darkest children's stories ever that ends every verse with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady who swallowed a fly?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse.
Guy 2: Wtf!

there was an old lady who swallowed a fly by hitman_penguin May 7, 2013

load that should have been swallowed

the ultimate loser. he/she has the uncanny knack of spectactularly fucking-up everything that is good in their lives - from 1st day at school to 1st kiss to 1st shag to 1st job to 1st marriage to 1st child's life to.....

you know who you are ;~) he's pissed and making an tit of himself again whilst his kids can't afford to wipe their arses - the man's a "load that should have been swallowed."

load that should have been swallowed by Alistair Murray October 23, 2008

should have swallowed 

An unwanted pregnacy

Yep I am preggers. I should have swallowed

should have swallowed by Kitty Vicuna April 13, 2008

Ur MoM sHuLdA sWaLlOwEd 

Meaning ur mom shouldve swallowed the cum, not take it up the pussy.

Nigga 1: You can land a jet on that forehead of yours!
Nigga 2: Ur MoM sHuLdA sWaLlOwEd.

Ur MoM sHuLdA sWaLlOwEd by frck October 16, 2018

i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere 

a valid excuse to say when ur choking

"i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere, now it just regurgitaed out of my mouth, now its back on the floor"

i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 12, 2023

there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse 

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!

there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse by panda_patches May 7, 2013

uber head swallowed 

when an Uber driver is getting head and the ISU college girl swallows the head after a railroad bump...like in terre haute indiana

Dude Melissa was giving me head while i was in my Uber and i hit the RR crossing it was a case of Uber head swallowed

uber head swallowed by AdomW November 1, 2017