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Swahili Swindle

The Swahili Swindle is a sexy maneuver in which while you're doing your partner in the doggy-style position, you prick them in the ass with an AIDs infected needle.
Tony: Yo Jaamal, you give Shaniqua da AIDS?!
Jaamal: I gave the girl the Swahili Swindle!
by Mein Kampfident November 8, 2009
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Swahili Deli

When a chick has a bunch of dangle berries hanging off her pussy hair.
"Dude, I picked this chick up at a bar last night, and when she took her pants off...and she had a bunch of crusties hanging off her snatch!"

"Ha! You had your first Swahili Deli!!!"
by ATips February 21, 2008
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swahili

To goose two fingers up someone's ass when they're not expecting it.
Watch this, I'm going to Swahili Spencer when he bowls. Or I just swahili'd the shit out of jordyn.
you better not Swahili me! I totally gave her the Swahili today and she never saw it coming.
by HAITIAN April 4, 2014
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Swahili Swashbuckler

when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.
guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off
by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009
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Swahili Swashbuckler

when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.
guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off
by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009
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Swahili Swashbuckler

when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.
guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off
by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009
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Swahili Swashbuckler

when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.
guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off
by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009
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