super straight

a bunch of insecure pencil dicks
jim: ayo what’s sexuality are you
bob: super straight
jim: you could’ve just said it was small....
by calypsoscout March 09, 2021
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an invalid sexuality made up by transphobes who want to mask their transphobia and want to seem oppressed. their flag is ⬛🟧 which is awfully similar to the Grindr colours lmao.
person 1- I wouldn't date a trans person I'm only attracted to biological women/men,I'm super straight

person 2- having a genital preference is okay just say that and leave smh you don't have to make up a whole new sexuality, just say you're straight with a preference for vaginas/penis and go 🙄💅
by ThatSadEnby March 09, 2021
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A person, usually a man, who is a closeted gay with a piss kink. They go by the term "super straight" to identify each other so they would know who to have sex with, and who to send nude photos, videos of them pissing or drinking piss to.
"Did you know that Davis is super straight?"
"Lmao, what a queer."
by Miumybeloved March 14, 2021
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Someone who is so straight that most people think they're gay!

They also want a wolf boy to violently pound into them with their giant humanoid Dick.
Person 1: yeah dude brad is definitely a super straight
Person 2: Why do you say that???\
Person 1: When I want into his house I saw a leash on the floor and I asked if he had a dog he said "No the leash is for my master to use on me".
Person 2 : That's crazy also I'm gay
Person 1 : ...wanna make out?
Person 2 : HELL YEAH-
by Lof1 October 20, 2022
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A term used by straight men with a severe addiction to gay porn. It can be written as "⬛🟧" or "🟧⬛", which is a way to communicate with people with the same addiction. It can also be a cry for help.
Hey man, I saw "⬛🟧" in your bio, are you super straight?
by krep40 March 06, 2021
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gay closeted guys with piss kinks and small dicks
guy 1:dude I'm super straight!
guy 2:i support you bro!!!!
by fucknaz1s March 11, 2021
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this is an embarrassing phrase but what it means is that you would not date a trans woman or man but if you do use this phrase I really consider you seek help!! and personally i don’t think it should be apart of the lgbtq+ community. but they wanna be included so bad
Person 1: would you date this trans person

Person 2:no i’m super straight

Person 1:* cough* transphobic *cough*
by HMaya March 08, 2021
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