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Super Ultra Mega Octopus

Inviting 7 of your friends to insert all your dicks in a stripper
"Hey Sweet Tits Wanna make a Super Ultra Mega Octopus With me,John,Mark,Sam,Tim,Dan,Jack and Larry?"
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Super ultra mega triple hottie

The hottest I’m telling you the HOTTEST fucker alive. Like the fucking sun is sweating over this bitch. They are oh so super sexy and deserve the medal of hotness.
Oh wow today I’m such a Super ultra mega triple hottie. I should spin in grass while filming a video a couple times.
by Simpledimple June 27, 2021
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Super ultra mega gay

Super ultra mega gay is a title that the founders of gay holds, no one knows what he looks like because all who have been turned gay. If you ever meet the founder RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
Dude 1: are you the founder of the gays?
Dude 2: ya. I’m super ultra Mega gay
Dude 1: runs away
by Hitlerlover45 December 31, 2023
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Ultra Mega Super Ultimate KooKoo Crazy Ballistic Nigga

A nigga who's niggardry is so powerful that not even Uncle Ruckus can exorcise the nigganess out of said nigga.
The vile nigga in question holds such malice and pure hatred, that if you were to oppose the nigga he would go out of his way to fuck up your whole bloodline’s lives for generations a thousand fold. There is no whip too long nor belt too firm that can beat the ghoulish amount of nigganess out of the nigga. The only thing strong enough to un-ultramegasuperultimatekookoocrazyballisticniggify the nigga who has fell nictim (nigga victim) to such an absurd amount of niggardry is to force the nigga gorge upon a mountain of bland ass mashed potato, so that the inner white person inside the abhorrent nigga’s soul may break free, and put an end to such niggarous tyranny.
BREAKING NEWS: THE ULTRA MEGA SUPER ULTIMATE KOOKOO CRAZY BALLISTIC NIGGA HAS BROKEN FREE FROM HIS CELL!
EVERYBODY GET TO STEPPIN OR WERE ALL FUCKED”

Nigga 1: SHIT NIGGA WERE DOOMED”

Nigga 2: “GET THE FUCK IN THE CAR BEFORE HE GETS HERE”

Ultra Mega Super Ultimate KooKoo Crazy Ballistic Nigga: *sitting in the backseat of they car whilst bashing to fortnite feet*
by Fagneto December 9, 2024
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Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cumblast

It's that thing of when you use your man piece as a weapon, and dispatch enemies with excessive ejaculatory force.
Did you guys just see that? Danny killed that man with his Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cumblast!
by Sonix June 23, 2014
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Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+

The type of blowjob that diagnoses you with Post Nut Propofol/Post Nut Paralysis for 10 or more minutes. Typically completed with an empty urethra as she completes it by using your dick like a straw. You will probably need to put your penis in a wheelchair afterwards, if and when you can move again. Contraceptives probably won’t be needed for the next 6 months as your sperm count will drop to -5,000. That’s right. Negative. Your nuts will owe themselves 5,000 new sperm cells.
How was it with the wife last night?
“Broooo I swear to fuck she gave me a full on Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+“
Daammmmn how are you able to walk right now???
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
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