Studying

The thing teenage boys tell they’re moms their doing when there jacking off.

Mom: “Honey I’m coming in to your room because off laundry!”
Honey: “No mom fuck off I’m, studying!!”

by Don’t use your real name. May 3, 2018

Bible study

Generic term for any activity intended to unsee something unholy.

I miss the ten seconds before seeing this, time for some bible study.

by anonym0u$e November 26, 2022

hardcore studying

studying to the extreme. completely focused and determined to absorb the material you're studying. to get ready for an upcoming exam.

So what are you up to this afternoon man?

I'm hardcore studying to get ready for my exam!

by dr.techno February 23, 2011

study guide

Pointless sheets of paper that contain information that you obviously know won't be on a quiz or test.

Kyle: Dude, are you going to go to Florida this spring break?
Chris: No, I can't. The teacher that nobody likes assigned me a six-page study guide to complete over spring break. It's awful.

by The Real Driller February 5, 2023

Starbucks and Study

When two people go to starbucks pretending to "study", but are actually just going on a date that may or may not involve first, second, third, or even home base.

Guy 1: She just invited me to go to starbucks to study.
Guy 2: Starbucks and study eh?
Guy 1: Shut up!

by TheModernPianist September 29, 2017

studybug

A person who studies often or compulsively in hopes of attaining good grades. Implies status as a nerd or geek; a studybug would easily set off a nerd alert. Often used facetiously.

"LET'S PLAY HALO! Never mind, I have to study. I'm such a studybug!" --Asian Mike

by tvs203 December 9, 2008

Study Island

A way for children to have a reason to start being emo, start cutting, and for suicide.

With every question comes an answer and that answer is one of the above.

Me: Study Island ruined my life! I can't watch my anime anymore because it's made my eyes bleed out!!!!
My Friend: AHHHHHH!!!!! THE LAST OF MY SANITY JUST WALKED AWAY!!!!
Everyone: FUCK YOU STUDY ISLAND!!!!!

by Peeta Haters, deal with it! March 24, 2012