Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something

A term used in /r/nosleep
about a person who finds a tape on stinson beach. Which changes people. And gave a woman nightmares about the tape etc. etc.

GUY #1: HEY WE NEED TO TALK!!!
GUY #2:Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
GUY#1: omfg stfu I wont go down there I will die :(

by Stinson Beach August 2, 2011

Stinsoning

Male Definition: Based off the character Barney Stinson from how i met your mother due to his ability to create the finest wingmen. Its the act when usually a man takes another younger man under his wing for a legend- wait for it -dary night that usually entails smoking cigars, cooking and eating steak, drinking beer, whiskey, scotch and other types of liquor, while the older man passes on advice and stories to the younger. It’s a night the younger man will never forget as he’s been Stinson’d and one day will Stinson a younger man repeating this cycle.

Examples in Fiction: Dazed and Confused, Mitch Kramer gets Stinson’d by David Wooderson (Matthew McConaughay), although this night doesn’t contain the cigars and steak the idea remains.

Examples in Life: when a senior in high school takes a underclassman under his wing and tells story’s.

Once Stinson’d the younger man will think of the older one as one of the most awesome and legendary people ever like many people think of Barney Stinson.

Friend 1: I just Stinson’d Josh last night we smoke a cigar, ate steak and drank beer I told him some crazy stories, he thinks I’m the shit now

Friend 2: Nice I’m Stinsoning a kid tonight it’s nice to have someone this your the coolest

by AP Charlie February 8, 2025

Stinson disease

Falling deeply for someone, "catching feelings", but denying them because they would make you look weak and dependent.

Andi: I have four girlfriends! That Russian girl is just a close friend, with benefits, that I just like to talk a lot to, hang out...

Louis: Listen, man.. I think you caught the Stinson disease.

Anna: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Russian girl: Skyping with my colleague this evening, we are conducting research together
Anna: What, again?! And does your "colleague" know you caught the Stinson disease?

by L. Sosiska September 19, 2019

Arielle love Stinson

She thinks she got a good ass but nah ug ni has dirty braids she likes Ryan Wilson she wants to suck d so bad

Guy-1 she is umm ok??
Guy-2 I agree with you
Arielle love Stinson friend- ikr

by Whattttttttheeeeeeeeehelllll November 20, 2023

Stinson disease

Falling deeply for someone, "catching feelings", but denying them because they would make you look weak and dependent.

John: Of course, I don't like her! I have lots of other girlfriends.. and I will not get emotionally attached to one girl, I don't do that!
Jane: Bud.. I think you caught the Stinson disease.

by L. Sosiska September 3, 2019

Stinson Photo Prank

A prank where the unsuspecting victim is shown a photo of an object they are holding/eating being defaced. Comes fron How I Met Your Mother

Person 1: OMFG you did what to my sandwich?!
Person 2: Dude its a stinson photo prank

by Kiillrz July 13, 2012

David Stinson

Looser kid that cries over food on the daily

Like david stinson aint pushing p, cus I took his food and he snitched

by DavidStinsonHater January 18, 2022