The Steve Harvey

When a woman shits in a mans hand during sex and the man wipes the feces on his upper lip, leaving a streak that looks like Steve Harvey's mustache. Once the streak has hardened onto the man's lip, he eats the woman out while moaning the number one answers from the most recent Family Feud episode.

Jen: "Have you done The Steve Harvey with your boyfriend yet?"
Pamela: "No."
Jen: "Oh, you're missing out."

by SatanWithoutHorns September 19, 2018

White Steve Harvey

A white Steve Harvey is scary

I took off her pants and saw a white Steve Harvey. Agghhhh

by Fam56 March 25, 2018

Pulling a Steve Harvey

When you play stupid when you know the answer to something.

Sexual way: When you put your dick in a girl and cum and then say that you didn't.
Lier

Man, I asked Andrew if he had fucked my girl and it was obvious he was pulling a Steve Harvey. That man can't lie for shit

by The_Jazz_King September 12, 2016

the steve harvey

Congratulating or awarding someone in front of an audience, only to realize they are not the intended recipient; then, having to retract your congratulations, leaving them standing there awkwardly with a half-frozen smile on their face. Painful.

Sheila, Congratulations on being the top salesperson of the year!!! Here is your plaque showing our appreciation! Oh wait, this says SHAWN... Sheila was not the winner, and thus, the loser. Sorry for the Steve Harvey.

by CleverCleo March 31, 2016

a steve harvey

When you see a meme so dank you do the Steve Harvey smile

Pepe Was Used so much he did a Steve Harvey

by Bøb røss August 10, 2017

steve harveyed

When you are fooled into thinking you won something.

I thought I had won a new car but I was Steve Harveyed.

by Rosemama April 24, 2016

Steve Harley

Lead singer of 1970s glam rock band 'Cockney Rebel'. After 3 of the 5 founding members walked out because of some dispute or another, Harley changed the name to 'Steve Harley and Cockney Rebel' in 1975. With this, the band had a number one single with 'Make Me Smile (Come Up And See Me)', which has been covered 130 times since. However, the band also has some phenomenal songs such as 'Death Trip', 'Mr Soft', and 'Sebastian'. He was notorious for an almost-arrogant stance in the 1970s but this has worn off with time, and, despite being 69, he still plays over 60 live dates per year, many in an acoustic format.

Did you hear that Steve Harley, out of Cockney Rebel, has just been caught speeding and fined £1000. Let's all download 'Come Up And See Me Make Me Smile' to help him pay it off. Everyone loves that song, you can't trust someone who doesn't like that song.

by Milton Reame-James Reborn November 25, 2020