Stafford

A Stafford is fine asl and can be annoying sometimes but always has your side. A stafford is loving,caring and sometimes mean but at the end of the day u will always be nice and if he does something wrong I will Realize it and say sorry. A stafford has amazing hair and make bad jokes sometimes but they can also be funny. A Stafford has equal girl besfreinds and boy best friend. A Stafford is very charming and tall. Stafford are good at every sport and and when u have a problem a he is always by your side

Look that kid is very charming and cute I herd his name is Stafford

by Nick Malone March 4, 2020

Steffon

A long dick smart ass, with a attitude who doesn't give a flying fuck about the people who mean nothing to him. He also drives kick ass cars like Lamborghini's

Steffon- fucked a hoe

by Michael jones January 4, 2015

Steffan

A guy who is really sweet. He's always there for his friends when they need him, and for his best friends, he can see right through them. He knows when they're upset, and will stop to talk to them. A Steffan knows how to make someone smile, but at times, also needs someone to make him smile. A Steffan is caring and would never leave a friend, even if they betrayed him and were guilty about it.

Mary: "Did you see that boy over there?"

Jamie: "Yeah! He's such a Steffan!"

by kiryucrazy August 21, 2013

steffanitini

A mixture of ice cold Kettle One Vodka and cheap Grape juice poured into a martini glass and stirred.

Christy- Got any grape juice?
Emily- Yeah.
Christy- Then hook up the steffanitini's!

by martinigurl February 1, 2008

Stafford Syndrome

The acceptance of ones standards in women lowering due to the best of a scarce female population being less than what you would accept in another location.

This syndrome does accept however, that there may be the occasional girl who meets, or exceeds a personal standard, but is unavailable.

Far, Far too many available to list.

by Mark April 21, 2005

Stefon

New York's favorite club expert that will take you and your mother to a coke-out, gay Candy Land. His hobbies include partying with midgets and causing Seth back pain.

Stefon took me out to this club called "Spice" last night. I woke up a week later pregnant and with a crack addiction.

by Lori22 June 14, 2020

stuffocated

The feeling one gets when they have eaten so much they can hardly breathe, let alone move.

Generally when one is such a greedy shite, they put every pie eating contest in the world to shame.

This can quite often lead to a food coma for days, and possibly weeks depending on the greasiness and quantities of the food consumed.

(Ex) Husband: Wife, I am stuffocated.

Me (under my breath): That's because you ate the whole buffet out you fat bastard. Go sleep it off for a week or so. I am so embarrassed.... Can I move countries? PLEASE?

by Angeliana Ondarian May 9, 2017