steamy poophouse

the act of taking a shit while a hot shower is running with the door closed; and having your intimate one walk in in disgust do to the foul smell.

"Hey Mike, where'd Melissa go?"

"Oh, she left after I gave her a steamy poophouse by accident."

"Oh, thats a bummer, I guess we won't be seeing much of her anymore."

"Yea, she was pretty horrified by my disgusting shit smell mixed in with the sweaty steam."

by Frank4 January 11, 2009

steamy richard

A Steamy Richard: taking a solid shit in a sock and microwaving it until steam flows from the pores. After finished microwaving, take the sock and slap a friend with it! this is a steamy richard!

I gave my girlfriend a steamy richard because she opened her mouth again!

by John Macekn October 16, 2006

steamy coiler

A shit made by a dog in a cold climate that comes out in an ice cream swirl fashon.

It must be cold out that dog just took a steamy coiler.

by Steve Harmon August 9, 2006

Steamy Eskimo

A couple, can be more than two, performing sexual activities in a small area for an extreme period of time.

Mike: Where is Steve I havn't seen him all day.
Clay: He and emily are doing the steamy eskimo.

by slouchman July 18, 2009

steamy sizemore

A surprise left at a party for the host to clean up off the couch the next day. Mostly consists of fecal matter or vomit. Commonly referred to when the substance is on a fabric (ie. couch or chair).

Dude, someone totally left you a steamy sizemore on your couch last night.

by HansDude October 16, 2008

Steamy Sanchez

it is when a person expels a wet fart on someone's face resulting in a brown mustache that looks like wet chocolate

Oh man, what just happened to Tim he looks like he ate shit. He just got a steamy sanchez from Rob's dad.

by harry richard the third July 27, 2008

steamy bucket

Unloading a big steaming pile of excrement, sometimes specifically into a small container or an actual bucket, especially during cold periods when you can see the vapors exuding from the pile.

This little creature filled such a huge steamy bucket, what the fuck?
BRB guys, filling the steamy bucket.
Steamy bucket time!

by NCLP January 16, 2020