stairmaster

To totally own, abuse, or dominate.

He really stairmastered his nuts on that firehydrant.

I'll stairmaster that loser.

by chad&friends April 15, 2003

Chinese Staircase

The act of punching a woman in the stomach during pregnancy at a low level of seating, in an attempt to abort a fetus.

ie. my sister got pregnant again by Dad, so i chinese staircased her.

by nameko neki October 26, 2009

Staircase Rhythm

n. the act of walking down stairs to different rhythms instead of a constant count.

*girl walks down the stairs almost "skipping", walking down the stairs in a beat similar to the music count "and uh"*

her friend: you got a case of staircase rhythm.

by newyearsbabe October 30, 2009

Stairfart

The act of farting in sync with your steps as you ascend or descend a flight of stairs

Friend 1 : "Dude, I totally stairfarted on the way up here, it was sick!"

Friend 2: (playing MW2, not listening) "That's crazy, bro."

by ShoGunzalez April 4, 2010

staircase method

Filling in a scantron or similar multiple choice sheet with answers a b c d e a b c d e making it look like a staircase.

1: I'm going to guess on every answer because I don't care about school anymore.

2: Use the staircase method, it'll make guessing twice as fun!

by mbarsh January 1, 2011

starwarsgirl

A girl that people call StarWarsGirl because she drew a picture of Baby Yoda in a Year 7 Technology class. She actually barely knows anything about StarWars but no one believed her.

‘Oh look, it’s StarWarsGirl!’

by Pearlyish December 3, 2020

Monkey Staircase

Noun: a totally random interjection, event or act.

Verb:

1. to interject something totally random into conversation.

2. to perform a completely random act

Sheryl and I were having a normal conversation until Walter wandered by and monkey staircased us by shouting about Republicans.

by mouseodoom November 9, 2011