scholasti-licious

Combination of Scholastic and Delicious
A woman that has that sexy smart look. When a hot woman puts on nerd glasses and walks around with a book in her hand.

A sexy teacher, professor, or librarian

Guy 1: "You see Olivia today? She got those smart glasses on."
Guy 2: "Yeah wit dat tight skirt looking like a porno librarian"
Guy 1: "Yeah that girl is scholasti-licious"

See Olivia Munn in "The Newsroom"

by Kimber4ever November 24, 2014

Scholzing

“Scholzing” a verb meaning communicating good intentions about making something happen only to use, find, or invent any reason imaginable to delay or prevent that thing from happening . The word came into being after German Chancellor Olaf Scholz promised and then used excuse after excuse to delay or not send Leopard tanks to Ukraine in 2022 to support the war effort. Scholz also refused to grant other countries export licenses for the same purpose. This made international news for months and resulted in a campaign on Twitter called #FreetheLeopards. As a sign of support, the Prime Minister of Finland wore a Leopard suit, Olaf Brewing created a Leopard Beer, and many memes were created. You can search and find “Scholzing” on Twitter.

Is Scholz still scholzing?

by seehawkeye January 18, 2023

Gentleman and a Scholar

the highest compliment you can pay someone. equivalent to 'you have kind eyes and a beautiful soul' but no where near as gay.

person #1: steve, thanks heaps for picking my sister up from the airport. you my friend are a gentleman and a scholar!
person #2: ...and there aren't many of us left.
person #1: *chortle*chortle* well said!
person #2: and i fucked her.
person #1: still stands.

by bunj March 4, 2009

the doctor scholl's

Derived from a situation in which you are cock blocked by an asshole friend. While he is fucking the girl he stole from you, steal his shoes and jerk off on his insoles.

Man, that dick head cock blocked me again!
what'd you do?
I gave him the doctor scholl's!
whats that?
I jizzed all over the inside of his shoes!
I bet he's gellin now!

by MC Barlow March 17, 2008

Missouri Scholars Academy

A place to take risks and change your life

Missouri Scholars Academy changed my life!

by Turdz69 July 28, 2011

scholastic swag

having alot of class, geek'd up, very futuristic, so much class they call you the professor.

i walked up in it with my scholastic swag they all thought was a professor or something.

by masterpiece michael August 18, 2009

Fo' Sholene

A hit rap duo consisting of Jolene and Shannon. Their new album, Shock Me, is set to released on 4/20.

Songs include hits, "Jo gon give it to ya," which held the #1 spot on the charts for over 8 weeks. They also included their lateset hit, "Wake me up before you go get mashed potatoes."

They are best known for posing back to back doing the shocker symbol.

Fo' Sholene's lyrics pop my cherry.

First we gonna shock
Then we gonna shock
Then we let it pop
Don't let it go

JO gon give it to ya
She gon give it to ya

by Shannon Wojo April 9, 2008