The Squidward

When you place your genitals over a persons face (Male/Female). Place your testicles on the eyes and your cock over the nose to resemble the Spongebob Squarepants character Squidward.

I gave your Mum 'The Squidward' last night.

by Flealan February 23, 2008

squidward complex

The condition in which someone has a bald head and big nose, resembling Squidward Tentacles. Depression and narcissism are not necessary but may be present as well.

Person: Jeff's depression is starting to worry me.
Me: I'm not worried. It's a classic squidward complex.

by Jamesican May 26, 2015

squidward

The only Spongebob character who can hit the dab

Did you see squidward hit the dab on that parade float?

by GrizzlyBaritone September 6, 2016

inward squidward

When a man fists a woman's anus and pulls out too fast, causing a large case of anal prolapse that resembles squidward's nose.

"Dude I accidentally gave my girlfriend an inward squidward last night and now she won't talk to me."

by ffdp February 1, 2017

Twerk squidward

no what is that too handsome oh my gosh oh no oh my God pls mr squidward SHAKE IT FASTER

He is soooooo sexy Twerk squidward

by Moisesisreallygood November 5, 2020

Squidward

The only normal character on the TV show SpongeBob SquarePants. He is a squid.

Squidward said that SpongeBob is immature.

by Nick September 20, 2003

Squidward

A character in Spongebob Squarepants who always behave seriously and realistic unlike the main character.

Squidward is way more cool than Spongbob.

by Anonymous July 24, 2003