squeaky tits

A person with squeaky tits is someone who has a botched boob job, like lumps, offset nipples, or abnormal shaped breasts.

"Did you see Trisha's new boobs?"
"Yeah, those are definitely some squeaky tits"

by Zaniel April 13, 2021

squeaky hammer

getting oral from a chick and then using her saliva as lube to have anal sex with her

I got bored from getting a blowjob from Tiff so i pulled out and gave her a squeaky hammer

by JBOMB February 25, 2006

squeaky wheel gets the grease

It means that if you bitch loud enough, you'll eventually get your way.

Becky begged for months to her parents for a new car and she somehow got it. Squeaky wheel gets the grease, I guess.

by KRHimself August 11, 2005

squeaky beef

A heavily processed roast beef pressed into a loaf. When sliced, the roast beef has a slimy, iridescent appearance and has a distinctive squeaky feeling when chewed. This roast beef is commonly served in cafeterias and fast food restautants.

I can't eat fast food roast beef sandwiches anymore because they all use squeaky beef.

by webster _c January 31, 2007

squeezy hugs

The act of hugging someone really tightly because you love 'em, with additional extra squeezes because you don't want to let 'em go. Often used by gorgeous, sexy ladies.

*loonified squeezy hugs ConcreteBull

loonified just lurves to squeezy hug ConcreteBull ;D

by ConcreteBull December 25, 2008

squeaky bum time

Squeaky bum time: The period of time, normally towards the end of a tense and pivotal football match, where nerves are high and people risk shitting themselves in expectation of the outcome.

It was squeaky bum time for Arsenal after Tiote equalised and Newcastle went looking for another

by AndyCarroll_Official June 3, 2016

squeazle

(SKWEE-zull). verb. Ice Hockey term. When the puck slips through a goalie's pads after an initial save and crosses the goal line seemingly with a life of its own.

The puck squeazled through Antero Niitymaki to make the Buffalo-Tampa Bay game 3-0.

by wbnybo March 28, 2010