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Spousal Sprawl

This is where a husband will use up something from its rightful place and the second that the space is open, a wife will fill it with something else.. I use my last can of soup - wallah! cake mix takes its place! Where was the spot for the cake mix before? Why ...does it need to be placed where the soup is supposed to be??? This works with anything in the house.
I no longer have a place to put any of my stuff due to spousal sprawl.
by frustrated husband December 18, 2009
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spousal neglect

When your husband/wife will not feed you or keep you warm knowing that you are cold as hell at the moment !!
Don’t Get You A Chynia cause she won’t feed you and will push you away if you are cold at the moment now that’s spousal neglect.
by Spousal Neglect January 8, 2021
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Spongaloid

better than fucking PureSharpshooter and nathan tbh
Spongaloid is simply betther that puresharpshooter
by Spongal August 3, 2019
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Spousal Property Migration

This is where your wife will use something in the house and move it to a new location instead of putting it back where it is supposed to go (even though it may have been in that same spot for 10 years). This works with anything in the house, but Tools and flashlights are favorites for most wives.
My tools were in the toolbox, but due to spousal property migration, I can't find a damn thing in its place any more. "Honey, were is my freegin screwdriver?!"
by Frustrated husband December 18, 2009
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skinhead scougall

a skinhead fit bloke who is always there for you and is caring , he uses sure men deodorant and he smells class
girl1:omg did you smell skinhead scougall today ?
girl2: yes he smelt godly
by skinhead jay July 19, 2019
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Sporgalorgor

An annoying person that makes u wanna die

Whore slut asshole ugly bitch skank hoe
U r such a sporgalorgor u ass
by Apples aren't real January 30, 2019
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Scougall

A very dappa, IQ and drippy man
Wow. Chris gems worth is a real scougall
by PussySmasher6942069 July 7, 2021
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